{"id":517,"date":"2011-12-19T09:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T07:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/?p=517"},"modified":"2011-10-06T15:47:10","modified_gmt":"2011-10-06T13:47:10","slug":"me-magneticke-pole-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/me-magneticke-pole\/me-magneticke-pole-10","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e9 magnetick\u00e9 pole (10)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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DOKO-KLONO<\/p>\n

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(I)<\/p>\n

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Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd<\/p>\n

Ne dokonav\u00fd, ne polonah\u00fd<\/p>\n

Jak jen<\/p>\n

Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd<\/p>\n

Um\u011bt se sm\u00e1t jako mal\u00fd<\/p>\n

A tak…<\/p>\n

Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd<\/p>\n

Jak jen, jak jen, jak jen, jak jen<\/p>\n

Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd<\/p>\n

Jak jen, jak jen, jak jen, jak jen<\/p>\n

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\u0158ekni, m\u00e1m t\u011b r\u00e1d<\/p>\n

Tak stra\u0161n\u011b r\u00e1d<\/p>\n

\u0158ekni, jsi m\u016fj m\u00e1g<\/p>\n

Co mi chce d\u00e1t<\/p>\n

L\u00e1sku v hl\u00e1sku<\/p>\n

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(II)<\/p>\n

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Jak b\u00fdt klonovan\u00fd<\/p>\n

Ne blokovan\u00fd, ne pobodan\u00fd<\/p>\n

Jak jen<\/p>\n

Jak b\u00fdt klonovan\u00fd<\/p>\n

B\u00fdt tu a tam tetovan\u00fd<\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee<\/p>\n

Jak b\u00fdt klonovan\u00fd<\/p>\n

Jak jen, jak jen, jak jen, jak jen<\/p>\n

Jak b\u00fdt klonovan\u00fd<\/p>\n

Jak jen, jak jen, jak jen, jak jen<\/p>\n

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Prozra\u010f, karto m\u00e1<\/p>\n

Kam se vydat m\u00e1m<\/p>\n

Prozra\u010f, jsi m\u016fj p\u00e1n<\/p>\n

Co mi chce d\u00e1t<\/p>\n

L\u00e1sku v D\u00e1nsku<\/p>\n

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(III)<\/p>\n

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Tak k\u0159i\u010d<\/p>\n

J\u00e1, j\u00e1 jen j\u00e1<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 jen j\u00e1<\/p>\n

Doko-klono, doko-klono<\/p>\n

J\u00e1, j\u00e1 jen j\u00e1<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 jen j\u00e1<\/p>\n

To je vono, to je vono<\/p>\n

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U.S.A.<\/p>\n

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(I)<\/p>\n

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Tak zn\u00ed ten sonet<\/p>\n

Sonet jm\u00e9nem U.S.A.<\/p>\n

Tak bd\u00ed dnem noc\u00ed<\/p>\n

\u00d3da z\u00e1mo\u0159sk\u00e1<\/p>\n

Te\u010f \u017eije\u0161<\/p>\n

P\u0159e\u017eije\u0161<\/p>\n

Mocnou palbu ran<\/p>\n

Sly\u0161\u00ed\u0161 jen tu zbra\u0148<\/p>\n

Ze v\u0161ech stran<\/p>\n

Jm\u00e9nem U.S. A.<\/p>\n

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A to je…<\/p>\n

Jedno velk\u00e9 stolet\u00ed<\/p>\n

To jsme ty, j\u00e1, m\u00fdl\u00edc\u00ed<\/p>\n

Ne-li r\u00e1doby ten stroj<\/p>\n

Stroj co koluje tu tmou<\/p>\n

Ne-li b\u00e1rka vesm\u00edrn\u00e1<\/p>\n

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A to je…<\/p>\n

Jedno velk\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed<\/p>\n

Radar, metro, v\u017edy\u0165 to v\u00ed\u0161<\/p>\n

Ne-li \u00fanavn\u00fd to boj<\/p>\n

Boj co kos\u00ed jeden vzdor<\/p>\n

Ne-li v\u00e1lka nelidsk\u00e1<\/p>\n

Pal!<\/p>\n

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(II)<\/p>\n

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Tak va\u017e, zva\u017e srdce<\/p>\n

Srdce k jm\u00e9nu U.S.A.<\/p>\n

Tak hlas v hlase hrd\u011b<\/p>\n

\u017de jsi demokrat<\/p>\n

P\u0159e\u017eiji<\/p>\n

Ne\u017eiji<\/p>\n

Vysly\u0161 Jeho hlas<\/p>\n

\u017des poko\u0159il, pak znetvo\u0159il<\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edze\u0148 U.S.A.<\/p>\n

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A to je…<\/p>\n

Dal\u0161\u00ed velk\u00e9 stolet\u00ed<\/p>\n

To jsme my a zas jen my<\/p>\n

Ne-li n\u00e1zor v\u0161ech svobod<\/p>\n

Svobodn\u00fd jsi bu\u010f ti hold<\/p>\n

Hold tv\u00fdm tv\u016fr\u010d\u00edm v\u00fd\u0161in\u00e1m<\/p>\n

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A to je…<\/p>\n

Jedno velk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edko\u0159\u00ed<\/p>\n

Zlo\u010din, zrada, v\u017edy\u0165 to v\u00ed\u0161<\/p>\n

Ne-li \u00fadajn\u00fd to vzdor<\/p>\n

Vzdor co p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed jen boj<\/p>\n

Ne-li l\u00e1ska nelidsk\u00e1<\/p>\n

Vrah!<\/p>\n

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(III)<\/p>\n

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U.S.A.<\/p>\n

Stop!<\/p>\n

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JSI – NEJSI<\/p>\n

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(I)<\/p>\n

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Jsi, jsi nedostupn\u00e1<\/p>\n

Nepr\u016fhledn\u00e1, nepr\u016fbojn\u00e1<\/p>\n

\u0160t\u011bst\u00edm nedot\u010den\u00e1<\/p>\n

Neprostupn\u00e1, nepr\u016fchodn\u00e1<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d jsi uzav\u0159en\u00e1<\/p>\n

Sta\u010d\u00ed abys promluvila<\/p>\n

Zas jsi ura\u017een\u00e1<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 jsem vinn\u00fd neposeda<\/p>\n

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(II)<\/p>\n

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Pro\u010d jsi umanut\u00e1<\/p>\n

Jsem v\u017edy t\u00edm co ruku pod\u00e1<\/p>\n

Tob\u011b, jenom tob\u011b<\/p>\n

A to sta\u010d\u00ed k obhajob\u011b<\/p>\n

M\u00fdch slov, zase m\u00fdch slov<\/p>\n

Netvr\u010f \u017ee v\u00ed\u0161 o tom moc<\/p>\n

Moc \u2013 noc<\/p>\n

To je mocnost<\/p>\n

Tak se vzep\u0159i<\/p>\n

Poznej pomoc<\/p>\n

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(III)<\/p>\n

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Nebu\u010f nedostupn\u00e1<\/p>\n

Nepr\u016fhledn\u00e1, nepr\u016fbojn\u00e1<\/p>\n

Zlobou zas dot\u010dena<\/p>\n

Zas prostupn\u00e1, cel\u00e1 nevra\u017eiv\u00e1<\/p>\n

Bu\u010f zas otev\u0159en\u00e1<\/p>\n

Sta\u010d\u00ed abys promluvila<\/p>\n

Nebu\u010f ura\u017een\u00e1<\/p>\n

Nejsem \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd neposeda<\/p>\n

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(VI)<\/p>\n

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Nejsi umanut\u00e1<\/p>\n

Jsem r\u00e1d \u017ee jsi nepodlehla<\/p>\n

Sob\u011b, zase sob\u011b<\/p>\n

A to sta\u010d\u00ed k obhajob\u011b<\/p>\n

Tv\u00fdch slov, zase tv\u00fdch slov<\/p>\n

Oba v\u00edme o tom moc<\/p>\n

Moc \u2013 noc<\/p>\n

To je mocnost<\/p>\n

P\u0159e se kon\u010d\u00ed<\/p>\n

Jde pry\u010d nemoc<\/p>\n

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(V)<\/p>\n

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Tak to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt<\/p>\n

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O DVOU SESTR\u00c1CH<\/p>\n

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(I)<\/p>\n

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Helen, Helo Helo<\/p>\n

\u017deno py\u0161n\u00e1 na sv\u00e9 jm\u00e9no<\/p>\n

Helou!<\/p>\n

Helen, Helo Helo<\/p>\n

Tajn\u011b pros m\u011b o sv\u00e9 demo<\/p>\n

Mono!<\/p>\n

Helen, tak Helo Helo<\/p>\n

Co se to jen s tebou d\u011blo<\/p>\n

Helen, tak Helo Helo<\/p>\n

Pov\u011bz co ti je tak milo<\/p>\n

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\u017de jsi nevinn\u00e1<\/p>\n

D\u00e1ma rozumn\u00e1<\/p>\n

Hudbou opl\u00fdv\u00e1\u0161<\/p>\n

\u017divot u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1\u0161<\/p>\n

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(II)<\/p>\n

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Leni, Leno, Leno<\/p>\n

Sestro py\u0161n\u00e1 na sv\u00e9 ego<\/p>\n

Homo!<\/p>\n

Leni, Leno, Leno<\/p>\n

Udej spr\u00e1vn\u011b jeho logo<\/p>\n

Oto!<\/p>\n

Leni, tak Leno Leno<\/p>\n

Co se to jen s tebou d\u011blo<\/p>\n

Leni, tak Leno Leno<\/p>\n

Pov\u011bz co ti je tak milo<\/p>\n

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\u017de jsi up\u0159\u00edmn\u00e1<\/p>\n

Sestra mn\u011b bl\u00edzk\u00e1<\/p>\n

Mu\u017ei posedl\u00e1<\/p>\n

Co to znamen\u00e1<\/p>\n

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(III)<\/p>\n

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\u017deny, ach ty \u017eeny<\/p>\n

\u017divot maj\u00ed zam\u011b\u0159eny<\/p>\n

D\u011bvy!<\/p>\n

\u017deny, ach ty \u017eeny<\/p>\n

Mu\u017ei sd\u00edl\u00ed jejich n\u011bhy<\/p>\n

N\u011bkdy!<\/p>\n

\u017denich, ach ten \u017eenich<\/p>\n

Kolik lo\u017e\u00ed, tolik dlu\u017e\u00ed<\/p>\n

\u017denich, ach ten \u017eenich<\/p>\n

Chud\u00fd nev\u00ed o\u010d tu b\u011b\u017e\u00ed<\/p>\n

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Jen si namlouv\u00e1<\/p>\n

Jak je rozumn\u00e1<\/p>\n

Jak mu je bl\u00edzk\u00e1<\/p>\n

Jak mu podl\u00e9h\u00e1<\/p>\n

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O DVOU BRATRECH<\/p>\n

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(I)<\/p>\n

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Jedna, dva t\u0159i<\/p>\n

Co na tom, tak jsme brat\u0159i<\/p>\n

\u010cty\u0159i p\u011bt \u0161est<\/p>\n

Na\u010d vsad\u00ed\u0161 tenhle m\u016fj Cent<\/p>\n

Katedru m\u00e1\u0161<\/p>\n

Mn\u011b zbyla posledn\u00ed v\u011bc<\/p>\n

D\u00e1l vyb\u00edr\u00e1\u0161<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u0161patn\u011b to je<\/p>\n

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P\u0159esta\u0148 s t\u00edm<\/p>\n

Tak \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m p\u0159esta\u0148 s t\u00edm<\/p>\n

No tak prober se<\/p>\n

Mysli na svoji p\u00e1lku<\/p>\n

Seber se<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m seber se<\/p>\n

Nemu\u010d m\u011b<\/p>\n

M\u00e1\u0161 to na h\u00e1ku<\/p>\n

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(II)<\/p>\n

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Jedna dva t\u0159i<\/p>\n

Co na tom nejsme brat\u0159i<\/p>\n

\u010cty\u0159i p\u011bt \u0161est<\/p>\n

Na\u010d ti byl tenhle m\u016fj Cent<\/p>\n

Strach m\u00e1\u0161<\/p>\n

Mn\u011b zbyl posledn\u00ed den<\/p>\n

Mn\u011b vy\u010d\u00edt\u00e1\u0161<\/p>\n

Jsi sobec a pokrytec<\/p>\n

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P\u0159esta\u0148 s t\u00edm<\/p>\n

Tak \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m p\u0159esta\u0148 s t\u00edm<\/p>\n

No tak prober se<\/p>\n

Mysli na svoji l\u00e1sku<\/p>\n

Seber se<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m seber se<\/p>\n

Nemu\u010d m\u011b<\/p>\n

M\u00e1\u0161 to na h\u00e1ku<\/p>\n

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\u017dENOMU\u017d – aneb jedna (ne)pravdiv\u00e1 story o jednom (ne)jmenovan\u00e9m d\u00e1msko-p\u00e1nsk\u00e9m \u010dasopisu<\/p>\n

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(I)<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se \u017eena zamiluje do \u017eeny<\/p>\n

Je to t\u00e9ma na titulku Pro \u017eeny<\/p>\n

Je to tak<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d si lh\u00e1t<\/p>\n

Poj\u010f si hr\u00e1t<\/p>\n

Zvolil sis sen<\/p>\n

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(II)<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se mu\u017ei zamiluj\u00ed do mu\u017ee<\/p>\n

Horko t\u011b\u017eko jim to v n\u011b\u010dem pom\u016f\u017ee<\/p>\n

Je to tak<\/p>\n

Na\u010d jsi lh\u00e1t<\/p>\n

\u0158vi si d\u00e1l<\/p>\n

Pro \u017eeny jsme<\/p>\n

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(III)<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se d\u00edvka zamiluje do d\u011bvy<\/p>\n

\u010cek\u00e1\u0161 na to od jara a\u017e do zimy<\/p>\n

Je to tak<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d si lh\u00e1t<\/p>\n

Poj\u010f si hr\u00e1t<\/p>\n

Sixt\u00fdn sex\u00edk<\/p>\n

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(IV)<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se chlapec zamiluje do boye<\/p>\n

T\u00e1hnou v\u0161echny ob\u017ealoby do boje<\/p>\n

Je to tak<\/p>\n

Na\u010d si lh\u00e1t<\/p>\n

\u0158vi si d\u00e1l<\/p>\n

My \u017eeny chcem!<\/p>\n

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(V)<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se d\u00edvka zamiluje do \u017eeny<\/p>\n

\u010cek\u00e1\u0161 na to kontroverzn\u00ed souzn\u011bn\u00ed<\/p>\n

Je to tak<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d si lh\u00e1t<\/p>\n

Poj\u010f si hr\u00e1t<\/p>\n

Policistko<\/p>\n

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(VI)<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se chlapec zamiluje do chlapa<\/p>\n

Ne\u0161t\u011bkne u\u017e po n\u011bm ani st\u00e1 baba<\/p>\n

Je to tak<\/p>\n

Na\u010d si lh\u00e1t<\/p>\n

\u0158vi si d\u00e1l<\/p>\n

Bordel v tom je<\/p>\n

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(VII)<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se \u017eena zamiluje do mu\u017ee<\/p>\n

Slibuje mu rozko\u0161 v\u011b\u010dn\u00e9 soulo\u017ee<\/p>\n

Jak moc r\u00e1d<\/p>\n

Bych si hr\u00e1l<\/p>\n

Tak poj\u010f d\u00e1l<\/p>\n

Svl\u00e9kni m\u011b hned<\/p>\n

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(VIII)<\/p>\n

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Konec dobr\u00fd a\u017e na v\u00fdtku jedinou<\/p>\n

\u017de ty v\u0161echny sexy \u010dasy pominou<\/p>\n

Jak moc r\u00e1d<\/p>\n

Bych v\u00eddal d\u00e1l<\/p>\n

Onen chr\u00e1m<\/p>\n

D\u00edvek a \u017een<\/p>\n

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(IX)<\/p>\n

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Tak a\u017e jednou zav\u00edt\u00e1\u0161 do Nebe<\/p>\n

Popros Toho nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edho o dekret<\/p>\n

Jak moc r\u00e1d<\/p>\n

Bys sp\u00e1val d\u00e1l<\/p>\n

V \u0159\u00ed\u0161i dam<\/p>\n

Noc\u00ed i dnem<\/p>\n

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(X)<\/p>\n

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A a\u017e jednou na Zemi zas sestoup\u00ed\u0161<\/p>\n

Bude\u0161 s nimi v jednom kuse soulo\u017eit<\/p>\n

Ou j\u00e9 ach<\/p>\n

Bude\u0161 \u0159v\u00e1t<\/p>\n

\u017de jsi kr\u00e1l<\/p>\n

Kanec – ko\u0148ec<\/p>\n

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DOKO-KLONO   (I)   Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd Ne dokonav\u00fd, ne polonah\u00fd Jak jen Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd Um\u011bt se sm\u00e1t jako mal\u00fd A tak… Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd Jak jen, jak jen, jak jen, jak jen Jak b\u00fdt dokonal\u00fd Jak jen, jak … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me-magneticke-pole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":518,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions\/518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}