{"id":4791,"date":"2025-09-03T14:41:10","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T12:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/?p=4791"},"modified":"2025-09-03T14:45:34","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T12:45:34","slug":"historie-jednoho-zapasu-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/problematicke-navazanky-martina-jabkenice\/historie-jednoho-zapasu-22","title":{"rendered":"Historie jednoho z\u00e1pasu (22)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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U\u017e odmali\u010dka si p\u0159\u00e1l<\/p>\n

vyniknout v jak\u00e9koliv profesi:<\/p>\n

Od postu \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9ho novin\u00e1\u0159e<\/p>\n

po vedouc\u00edho<\/p>\n

co vlastn\u00ed prosperuj\u00edc\u00ed podnik<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Pl\u00e1n\u016f nejm\u00e9n\u011b na tis\u00edc!<\/p>\n

\u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd z nich ale prozat\u00edm<\/p>\n

nenabyl re\u00e1ln\u00e9 podoby<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

A jak by mohl<\/p>\n

kdy\u017e Lojza, ten mu\u017e<\/p>\n

pokazil v\u017edycky to<\/p>\n

pro co se p\u016fvodn\u011b nadchl<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

A r\u00e1zem bylo po snu!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Zbyly jen dluhy!<\/p>\n

A s\u00a0nimi?<\/p>\n

Na des\u00edtky nazloben\u00fdch v\u011b\u0159itel\u016f!<\/p>\n

Trvali na okam\u017eit\u00e9m uhrazen\u00ed!<\/p>\n

Jinak to po\u017eenou k\u00a0soudu!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Lojza to v \u017eivot\u011b nem\u011bl jednoduch\u00e9<\/p>\n

Jedno slo\u017eit\u00e9 obdob\u00ed st\u0159\u00eddalo to druh\u00e9!<\/p>\n

A tak jmenovan\u00fd p\u0159istoupil<\/p>\n

k z\u00e1sadn\u00edmu \u017eivotn\u00edmu kroku<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Dopust\u00ed se loupe\u017ee!<\/p>\n

A to v obchod\u011b s\u00a0oble\u010den\u00edm!<\/p>\n

Na rohu sv\u00e9 rodn\u00e9 ulice!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

S pistol\u00ed – atrapou<\/p>\n

kuklou na hlav\u011b<\/p>\n

vyd\u00e1v\u00e1 se tedy Lojza<\/p>\n

jednoho slunn\u00e9ho odpoledne<\/p>\n

uskute\u010dnit sv\u016fj pl\u00e1n<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Pl\u00e1n do sebemen\u0161\u00edch detail\u016f d\u016fkladn\u011b promy\u0161len\u00fd!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Jak v\u0161e nakonec prob\u011bhlo?<\/p>\n

Tak tomu neuv\u011b\u0159\u00edte<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Pro za\u010d\u00e1tek Lojza splynul s davem<\/p>\n

kter\u00fd se nechal zl\u00e1kat mistrovsk\u00fdm z\u00e1pasem<\/p>\n

(Pro va\u0161i informaci ten m\u011bl rozhodnout<\/p>\n

o celkov\u00e9m v\u00edt\u011bzi tamn\u00ed hokejov\u00e9 sout\u011b\u017ee)<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Lojza, nik\u00fdm nezpozorov\u00e1n<\/p>\n

tak snadno proklouzl na vytipovan\u00e9 m\u00edsto<\/p>\n

\u201eTo se mi to zas jednou povedlo!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

si pochvaloval<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee z\u00e1hy za\u010dal panika\u0159it!<\/p>\n

To do obchodu s oble\u010den\u00edm<\/p>\n

pr\u00e1v\u011b vch\u00e1zeli mu\u017ei z\u00e1kona<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Lojza to neust\u00e1l!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Koukal se z obchodu rychle klidit<\/p>\n

jen\u017ee i s k\u0161iltovkou<\/p>\n

kterou vzal p\u0159edt\u00edm do ruky<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

A pak u\u017e posta\u010dilo m\u00e1lo<\/p>\n

Prodava\u010dka pr\u00e1v\u011b to<\/p>\n

vyhodnotila jako pokus o kr\u00e1de\u017e<\/p>\n

(i kdy\u017e si Lojza \u010depici zat\u00edm jen prohl\u00ed\u017eel)<\/p>\n

tak\u017ee doty\u010dn\u00fd m\u011bl z\u00e1hy co d\u011blat<\/p>\n

aby oba \u017eivly set\u0159\u00e1s<\/p>\n

(prodava\u010dka se k\u00a0policist\u016fm toti\u017e hned p\u0159idala)<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Lojza se pokusil skr\u00fdt v\u00a0davu!<\/p>\n

Ov\u0161em coby vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00fd smola\u0159<\/p>\n

ke sv\u00e9 sm\u016fle hned z\u00a0jeho kraje<\/p>\n

atakoval pouli\u010dn\u00ed lampu!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Pak u\u017e jen zatm\u011bn\u00ed<\/p>\n

Pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1 nicota<\/p>\n

Lojza prost\u011b ztratil v\u011bdom\u00ed<\/p>\n

A sv\u011bt pro n\u011bj skon\u010dil<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Nebo jsem se zm\u00fdlil?<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1sledn\u00e9 procitnut\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

v\u00edc ne\u017e p\u0159ekvapuj\u00edc\u00ed!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Lojza v hokejov\u00e9 v\u00fdstroji!<\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edmo na ledov\u00e9 plo\u0161e!<\/p>\n

Nedovolen\u00fd z\u00e1krok<\/p>\n

Nov\u00e9 trable<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Trestn\u00e9 st\u0159\u00edlen\u00ed<\/p>\n

Lojzovi rozhodn\u011b nechyb\u00ed sebev\u011bdom\u00ed<\/p>\n

Rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed se k soupe\u0159ov\u011b brance\u2026<\/p>\n

Aplaus!<\/p>\n

Puk je v\u00a0brance!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Tribuny nad\u0161en\u011b aplauduj\u00ed!<\/p>\n

Lojza navrac\u00ed sv\u016fj t\u00fdm do hry!<\/p>\n

Mistrovsk\u00fd poh\u00e1r zvedne ten<\/p>\n

kdo vyhraje tenhle kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00fd z\u00e1pas<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Tak to je!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Lojza je ochoten d\u00e1t v s\u00e1zku cokoliv!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

A zas \u0161ance..<\/p>\n

G\u00f3l!<\/p>\n

Kdo jin\u00fd ne\u017e Lojza<\/p>\n

t\u00fdmu poprv\u00e9 v z\u00e1pase<\/p>\n

zaji\u0161\u0165uje tolik d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 veden\u00ed<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Neub\u011bhne ani minuta<\/p>\n

a Lojza\u2026 pot\u0159et\u00ed sk\u00f3ruje!<\/p>\n

Slav\u00ed tak sv\u016fj hattrick!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Davy nat\u011b\u0161en\u00fdch fanou\u0161k\u016f spole\u010dn\u011b s n\u00edm!<\/p>\n

Vyvol\u00e1vaj\u00ed jeho jm\u00e9no!<\/p>\n

Kone\u010dn\u011b zaslou\u017een\u00e1 pozornost!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Poh\u00e1r \u00fanosnosti p\u0159etek!<\/p>\n

Tvrd\u00fd kros\u010dek od soupe\u0159e!<\/p>\n

Bolest v oblasti temene hlavy<\/p>\n

a Lojza jde r\u00e1zem k zemi<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Procitnut\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

Znovu p\u0159ekvapuj\u00edc\u00ed!<\/p>\n

U pouli\u010dn\u00ed lampy!<\/p>\n

A u toho policejn\u00ed slo\u017eky!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Lojza pochopil<\/p>\n

To p\u0159edt\u00edm byl pouh\u00fd blud!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

A pak velk\u00e9 roz\u010darov\u00e1n\u00ed!<\/p>\n

Kdy v cele p\u0159edb\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho zadr\u017een\u00ed<\/p>\n

dostal se n\u00e1sledn\u00fd den Lojzovi do ruky<\/p>\n

rann\u00ed pond\u011bln\u00ed tisk<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Psalo se tam o hrdinovi<\/p>\n

v\u010derej\u0161\u00edho hokejov\u00e9ho z\u00e1pasu<\/p>\n

Ten hattrickem dovedl sv\u016fj t\u00fdm<\/p>\n

k vytou\u017een\u00e9mu mistrovsk\u00e9mu titulu!<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Jmenoval se Lojza!<\/p>\n

H\u0159\u00ed\u010dka osudu \u010di pouh\u00e1 n\u00e1hoda?<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Pr\u00e1v\u011b nad t\u00edm dodnes ve v\u011bzen\u00ed p\u0159em\u00edt\u00e1 jeden mlad\u00edk<\/p>\n

kter\u00fd rovn\u011b\u017e za\u017eil sv\u00fdch patn\u00e1ct minut sl\u00e1vy<\/p>\n

Ov\u0161em kdo mu to kdy uv\u011b\u0159\u00ed<\/p>\n

kdy\u017e v\u0161e bylo pouhou h\u0159\u00ed\u010dkou mysli<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Ach, ti smola\u0159i<\/p>\n

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Lojza se top\u00ed ve sv\u00fdch probl\u00e9mech<\/p><\/div>\n

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U\u017e odmali\u010dka si p\u0159\u00e1l vyniknout v jak\u00e9koliv profesi: Od postu \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9ho novin\u00e1\u0159e po vedouc\u00edho co vlastn\u00ed prosperuj\u00edc\u00ed podnik . Pl\u00e1n\u016f nejm\u00e9n\u011b na tis\u00edc! \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd z nich ale prozat\u00edm nenabyl re\u00e1ln\u00e9 podoby . A jak by mohl kdy\u017e Lojza, ten mu\u017e … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-problematicke-navazanky-martina-jabkenice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4791"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4794,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4791\/revisions\/4794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}