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Osudov\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edhoda Marka Brenta<\/b><\/p>\n

Mark Brent byl politikem. Byl jedn\u00edm z t\u011bch, co zasedaj\u00ed ve vl\u00e1d\u011b. Za tu dobu se je\u0161t\u011b nesta\u010dil st\u00e1t ani p\u0159edsedou \u010di konkr\u00e9tn\u00edm ministrem a ani v\u00fdznamn\u00fdm to politikem celkov\u011b. Krom vl\u00e1dy ob\u010das zav\u00edtal i na n\u011bjak\u00fd ten m\u00edtink, kde se vyh\u00fdbal vaj\u00ed\u010dk\u016fm, shnil\u00fdm raj\u010dat\u016fm, prost\u011b v\u0161emu, co zrovna let\u011blo vzduchem od nespokojen\u00fdch prost\u00fdch ob\u010dan\u016f.<\/p>\n

Tu se Marku Brentovi jednoho dne p\u0159ihodila tuze prapodivn\u00e1 v\u011bc. Jako ka\u017ed\u00e9 jin\u00e9 r\u00e1no sp\u011bchal do sv\u00e9ho v\u00fdnosn\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159adu, otev\u0159el dve\u0159e kancel\u00e1\u0159e a… m\u00edsto v n\u00ed stanul na jak\u00e9si nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 planet\u011b pln\u00e9 vo\u0148av\u00fdch kv\u011btin. Ve sv\u00e9m vlastn\u00edm \u00fa\u017easu se jimi za\u010dal prod\u00edrat a zastavil se a\u017e u ob\u0159\u00edho pl\u00e1tna, na n\u011bm\u017e se zjevil obli\u010dej asi tak p\u011btadvacetilet\u00e9 pohledn\u00e9 modrook\u00e9 blond\u00fdny. Na hlav\u011b se j\u00ed skv\u011bl vysoko\u0161kolsk\u00fd turban.<\/p>\n

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\u201eKde to jsem?\u201c polo\u017eil si pan Brent vcelku logickou ot\u00e1zku.<\/p>\n

\u201eNa planet\u011b Vela,\u201c odv\u011btila \u017eena. \u201eNa planet\u011b Vela, pane Marku Brente,\u201c up\u0159esnila.<\/p>\n

\u201eJak to, \u017ee zn\u00e1te m\u00e9 jm\u00e9no?\u201c podivil se mu\u017e.<\/p>\n

\u201eZn\u00e1m nejen va\u0161e jm\u00e9no, ale i va\u0161i funkci. Jste \u010dlenem politick\u00e9 strany M\u00edra ob\u010dan\u016f,\u201c p\u0159ekvapovala \u017eena pana Brenta st\u00e1le v\u00edce. Ten nev\u011bd\u011bl, zda-li mu do v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed m\u00edry zaimponovalo to, \u017ee ho zn\u00e1 jm\u00e9nem, nebo to, \u017ee v\u00ed, jak\u00e9 v\u00fdznamn\u00e9 povol\u00e1n\u00ed zast\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u201eNemysl\u00edm si, \u017ee by oboj\u00ed st\u00e1lo za \u00fasm\u011bv na tv\u00e1\u0159i, ale va\u0161e p\u0159\u00edtomnost zde mne tu nyn\u00ed celkem jinak t\u011b\u0161\u00ed,\u201c \u0161okovala \u017eena mu\u017ee sv\u00fdm dal\u0161\u00edm tvrzen\u00edm. \u201ePromi\u0148te, necht\u011bla jsem se v\u00e1s n\u011bjak dotknout, jen jsem v\u00e1m cht\u011bla p\u0159edat sv\u016fj osobn\u00ed pravdiv\u00fd n\u00e1zor.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eAch tak, jist\u011b, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b,\u201c zakoktal pan Brent.<\/p>\n

\u201eMysl\u00edm, \u017ee na to m\u00e1m pr\u00e1vo, jsem p\u0159eci jen o dost vzd\u011blan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e vy a proto se na v\u011bci dok\u00e1\u017eu d\u00edvat s v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm nadhledem. Na rozd\u00edl od v\u00e1s, krom tohoto turbanu, vlastn\u00edm i toto.\u201c<\/p>\n

A d\u00edvka mu\u017ei uk\u00e1zala harvardsk\u00fd vysoko\u0161kolsk\u00fd diplom.<\/p>\n

\u201ePromi\u0148te, sle\u010dno, ale i j\u00e1 vlastn\u00edm cosi na tento zp\u016fsob. A nav\u00edc jsem politikem,\u201c dodal pan Brent v\u00fdznamn\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201ePolitikem v zemi, kter\u00e1 se nach\u00e1z\u00ed ve f\u00e1zi tot\u00e1ln\u00edho selh\u00e1n\u00ed,\u201c p\u0159ipomn\u011bla mu\u017ei jemn\u011b \u017eena.<\/p>\n

Pan Brent nesta\u010dil z\u00edrat. \u017dena z pl\u00e1tna n\u00e1hle zmizela a na n\u011bm se ihned za\u010daly odehr\u00e1vat tuze nemil\u00e9 sledy ud\u00e1lost\u00ed – po\u010d\u00ednaje ob\u0159\u00edmi miliardov\u00fdmi dluhy, n\u00e1sledovan\u00e9 korupcemi a v\u0161e to kon\u010dilo nespokojen\u00fdmi st\u00e1vkami masov\u00fdch dav\u016f.<\/p>\n

\u201eNetu\u0161il jsem, \u017ee jsme na tom tak \u0161patn\u011b. Na\u0161e manko z minul\u00e9ho roku \u010dinilo pouh\u00e9 dv\u011b miliardy s\u00e9ner\u016f,\u201c poznamenal pan Brent, kdy\u017e to v\u0161e nemil\u00e9 pominulo a na ob\u0159\u00edm pl\u00e1tn\u011b znovu stanul obli\u010dej on\u00e9 \u017eeny.<\/p>\n

\u201eM\u00fdm z\u00e1m\u011brem v\u00e1s nebylo stra\u0161it, zesm\u011b\u0161\u0148ovat, pouze jsem poukazovala na n\u011bkter\u00e9 nesrovnalosti ve va\u0161ich tv\u016fr\u010d\u00edch sf\u00e9r\u00e1ch,\u201c uvedla n\u00e1sledn\u011b \u017eena.<\/p>\n

\u201eAch tak, rozum\u00edm,\u201c zamumlal pan Brent. Z jeho slov byl zn\u00e1t smutek.<\/p>\n

\u201eVlastn\u011b ani j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m v\u00fdhradn\u00ed pr\u00e1vo se nad druh\u00fdmi povy\u0161ovat, jsem v mnoh\u00e9m inteligentn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed n\u011b\u017e ostatn\u00ed jen proto, \u017ee mne kdysi takto naprogramoval jeden jist\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk \u0159e\u010den\u00fd technik. Mohla bych v\u00e1s nyn\u00ed do omrzen\u00ed z\u00e1sobovat mnoha informacemi ze v\u0161ech mo\u017en\u00fdch sf\u00e9r, ale neu\u010din\u00edm tak, nebo\u0165 by to z m\u00e9 strany v\u016f\u010di v\u00e1m byl \u010dist\u00fd v\u00fdplod vychloub\u00e1n\u00ed se a n\u011bk\u00fdm takov\u00fdm j\u00e1 odm\u00edt\u00e1m b\u00fdti,\u201c informovala mu\u017ee \u017eena. Ten k n\u00ed najednou za\u010dal poci\u0165ovat mnohem v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sympatie.<\/p>\n

Mark Brent se tedy \u017eeny zeptal: \u201eA jak tedy mohu sv\u00e9 zemi pomoci, pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b sv\u00e9 vlastn\u00ed sf\u00e9\u0159e?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eZde je z m\u00e9 strany pod\u00e1n recept na p\u0159ijateln\u00e1 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed,\u201c ujala se \u017eena slova. \u201eBod prvn\u00ed. \u201eZe sv\u00e9ho pravideln\u00e9ho m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00edho platu, jen\u017e \u010din\u00ed n\u011bkolik stovek tis\u00edc s\u00e9ner\u016f, do sv\u00e9 sf\u00e9ry investujte co nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd obnos a onen zbytek pak vlo\u017ete do sv\u00fdch soukrom\u00fdch rodinn\u00fdch v\u00fddaj\u016f, jak to mus\u00ed \u010diniti ka\u017ed\u00e1 jin\u00e1 oby\u010dejn\u00e1 rodina.<\/p>\n

Bod druh\u00fd. Prosa\u010fte omezen\u00ed \u010di \u00fapln\u00e9 zak\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1kupu tank\u016f, letadel \u010di jin\u00e9 t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 techniky, nebo\u0165 ji va\u0161e zem\u011b nepot\u0159ebuje, jeliko\u017e nen\u00ed s nik\u00fdm ve stavu v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9ho konfliktu, koneckonc\u016f dan\u00e9 riziko do budoucna nehroz\u00ed, a tak u\u0161et\u0159en\u00e9 obnosy s\u00e9ner\u016f n\u00e1sledn\u011b vlo\u017ete do v\u00fdstavby po\u0161kozen\u00fdch silnic.<\/p>\n

Bod t\u0159et\u00ed. Vedle t\u011bchto hlavn\u00edch priorit zkuste podporovat i jin\u00e9 nad\u011bjn\u00e9 politick\u00e9 strany, zejm\u00e9na ty, co v\u00fdhradn\u011b tvo\u0159\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e9 osazenstvo. Ve va\u0161\u00ed zemi je to po\u0159\u00e1d nevyzkou\u0161en\u00fd model a je pot\u0159eba mu d\u00e1ti \u0161anci. Mohl by toti\u017e do politick\u00fdch sf\u00e9r vn\u00e9sti v\u00edce pozitivn\u00edho sv\u011btla.\u201c<\/p>\n

Mark Brent si ony \u017eenou pronesen\u00e9 n\u00e1vrhy ihned za\u010dal prom\u00fd\u0161let, le\u010d po jejich zv\u00e1\u017een\u00ed nakonec dosp\u011bl k nelichotiv\u00e9mu z\u00e1v\u011bru: \u201eAle kdybych tohle v\u0161echno n\u011bkomu z politick\u00fdch sf\u00e9r navrhl, tak by m\u011b ihned pova\u017eoval za hlup\u00e1ka.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eV tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b,\u201c hlesla \u017eena, \u201erad\u0161i ze sv\u00e9 vlastn\u00ed politick\u00e9 funkce co nejrychleji odstupte a zpovzd\u00e1l\u00ed pozorujte, jak se va\u0161e zem\u011b ekonomicky hrout\u00ed jak dome\u010dek z karet.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eHmm, tak pak u\u017e by bylo opravdu asi rozumn\u00e9, kdybych politiku nadobro opustil,\u201c p\u0159ipustil posmutn\u011ble pan Brent. \u201eJen\u017ee co si pak po\u010dnu?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eZkuste podnikat, zalo\u017ete si svou vysn\u011bnou cukr\u00e1rnu, za\u010dn\u011bte od \u00fapln\u00e9ho za\u010d\u00e1tku, v\u00e1\u0161 politick\u00fd plat v\u00e1m na to zajist\u00e9 bohat\u011b posta\u010d\u00ed,\u201c podala dal\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1vrh \u017eena.<\/p>\n

\u201eHmm, to by v\u00e1\u017en\u011b nemuselo b\u00fdt \u0161patn\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed,\u201c zauva\u017eoval pan Brent.<\/p>\n

U\u017e se cht\u011bl se \u017eenou z ob\u0159\u00edho pl\u00e1tna rozlou\u010dit a za v\u0161e j\u00ed pod\u011bkovat, kdy\u017e si n\u00e1hle vzpomn\u011bl: \u201eA jak\u00e9 je vlastn\u011b va\u0161e ct\u011bn\u00e9 jm\u00e9no, sle\u010dno? Jaksi jsem ho r\u00e1\u010dil p\u0159eslechnouti.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eNep\u0159edstavila jsem se v\u00e1m, \u00fapln\u011b jsem na to zapomn\u011bla, Elisa, jm\u00e9no m\u00e9,\u201c uvedla \u017eena, to ale nebylo v\u0161e: \u201eUzn\u00e1v\u00e1m svou chybu, je to nemil\u00e9, kdy\u017e si s n\u011bk\u00fdm hodnou chv\u00edli pov\u00edd\u00e1te a on zapomene uv\u00e9st sv\u00e9 jm\u00e9no. Omlouv\u00e1m se, to v\u00edte, i naprosto dokonal\u00fd program nen\u00ed bez chyb.\u201c<\/p>\n

Mark Brent p\u0159ik\u00fdvl, \u017ee tomu rozum\u00ed, a pak u\u017e se zase prod\u00edral nazp\u011bt vo\u0148av\u00fdmi kv\u011btinami, dosp\u011bl ke dve\u0159\u00edm, otev\u0159el je a…<\/p>\n

\u201eHele, u\u017e se n\u00e1m, \u00fa\u0159edn\u00ed\u010dek, pomalu probouz\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eNo co, po dlouh\u00e9 noci pln\u00e9 rokov\u00e1n\u00ed na m\u011b taky \u0161ly k r\u00e1nu mr\u00e1koty.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eAle n\u011bco m\u00e1lo se n\u00e1m v\u010dera prosadit poda\u0159ilo, ne? Nap\u0159\u00edklad dotace pro zbrojn\u00ed pr\u016fmysl.\u201c<\/p>\n

Jakmile toto v\u0161e pan Brent z \u00fast sv\u00fdch koleg\u016f zaslechl, popla\u0161en\u011b vyb\u011bhl z kancel\u00e1\u0159e ven a u\u017e ho v n\u00ed nikdy nikdo v\u00edcero nespat\u0159il, nato\u017e v \u00fatrob\u00e1ch vl\u00e1dy.<\/p>\n

O rok pozd\u011bji u\u017e na Marka Brenta \u0161lo v\u00fdhradn\u011b narazit pouze v labu\u017enick\u00e9m kr\u00e1mku s n\u00e1zvem Elisa, jemu\u017e v\u00e9vodil portr\u00e9t spanil\u00e9 mlad\u00e9 \u017eeny n\u00e1padn\u011b se podobaj\u00edc\u00ed t\u00e9 z planety Vela. A pokud n\u011bkdo po\u017e\u00e1dal o v\u011bne\u010dek, miler\u00e1d mu ho pan Brent osobn\u011b a bez ostychu p\u0159edal s p\u0159\u00e1n\u00edm dobr\u00e9 chuti, bez obav, \u017ee si t\u00edm zatlouk\u00e1 pomysln\u00fd kol\u00ed\u010dek do vlastn\u00ed rakve.\u201c<\/p>\n

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Osudov\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edhoda Marka Brenta Mark Brent byl politikem. Byl jedn\u00edm z t\u011bch, co zasedaj\u00ed ve vl\u00e1d\u011b. Za tu dobu se je\u0161t\u011b nesta\u010dil st\u00e1t ani p\u0159edsedou \u010di konkr\u00e9tn\u00edm ministrem a ani v\u00fdznamn\u00fdm to politikem celkov\u011b. Krom vl\u00e1dy ob\u010das zav\u00edtal i na … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zpravodaj"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3817"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3840,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3817\/revisions\/3840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}