{"id":370,"date":"2011-10-03T15:32:59","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T13:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/?p=370"},"modified":"2011-10-06T17:35:15","modified_gmt":"2011-10-06T15:35:15","slug":"tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/tygr\/tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-26","title":{"rendered":"Tygr nechce b\u00fdt agresivn\u00ed (26)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n                            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/tom.patrick.509\" target=\"_blank\">\n                                <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/large-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n                            <\/a>\n                        <\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like fcbkbttn_large_button\"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/tygr\/tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-26\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"large\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button fcbkbttn_large_button \" data-href=\"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/tygr\/tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-26\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"large\"><\/div><\/div><p>Ten legend\u00e1rn\u00ed rozhovor pln\u00fd nevole nem\u011bl nastat. Anebo snad rad\u011bji ano? Pro pozd\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dobro \u010di naopak zlo v\u011bci?<\/p>\n<p>To bylo tak. Jednoho \u010dervencov\u00e9ho pond\u011bl\u00ed Tobias Frank vyto\u010dil p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo a na druh\u00e9m konci telefonn\u00ed linky to zvedla oper\u00e1torka.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDobr\u00fd den, mohl bych pros\u00edm mluvit s panem Hankem Lambertem?\u201c ozn\u00e1mil do sluch\u00e1tka Tobias Frank a rovn\u011b\u017e se i p\u0159edstavil.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eZkus\u00edm v\u00e1s p\u0159epojit,\u201c dostalo se mu od oper\u00e1torky odpov\u011bdi. A pak, po n\u011bkolika t\u00f3nech z elektronicky zdeformovan\u00e9 Eli\u0161ky, se kone\u010dn\u011b ozval ten pov\u011bdom\u00fd hlas.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTady Hank Lambert, kdo vol\u00e1?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDobr\u00fd den, pane Lamberte, tady je Tobias Frank. Kdysi jsem v\u00e1m zas\u00edlal jist\u00fd rukopis a r\u00e1d bych v\u011bd\u011bl, jak se to s n\u00edm m\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAha, to byla ta Jana M\u00e1to\u017eenka, \u017ee ano?\u201c svitlo okam\u017eit\u011b nakladateli, o co patrn\u011b kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNikoli, pane, ten n\u00e1zev p\u0159esn\u011b zn\u011bl: Jana, \u017eena m\u00e1ty,\u201c dovolil si Hanka Lamberta poopravit Tobias Frank.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAch ano, pardon, zajist\u00e9,\u201c pokusil se o omluvu nakladatel, \u201enicm\u00e9n\u011b \u010di dokonce v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b v\u00e1s bohu\u017eel zklamu, ale pro na\u0161e nakladatelstv\u00ed tento po\u010din nen\u00ed adekv\u00e1tn\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAha?\u201c T\u00edm dal Tobias Frank jasn\u011b najevo \u00fadiv, i tak se ho ale okam\u017eit\u011b sna\u017eil zamaskovat t\u00edm, \u017ee se n\u00e1sledn\u011b zeptal: \u201eA co konkr\u00e9tn\u00edho v\u00e1s k tomuto kroku vedlo?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCo konkr\u00e9tn\u00edho?\u201c N\u00e1sledovala krati\u010dk\u00e1 odmlka a pak Hank Lambert do sluch\u00e1tka uvedl: \u201eTo va\u0161e d\u00edlo je p\u0159ehnan\u011b poetick\u00e9&#8230;\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eP\u0159ehnan\u011b poetick\u00e9?\u201c nevydr\u017eel to Tobias Frank a tak nechal \u00fadivy zcela voln\u011b se projevit.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eVlastn\u011b nikoliv poetick\u00e9, n\u00fdbr\u017e p\u0159\u00edmo patetick\u00e9,\u201c poopravil ho Hank Lambert, na\u010de\u017e se u n\u011bj poprv\u00e9 projevily v\u00fdrazn\u00e9 zn\u00e1mky podr\u00e1\u017ed\u011bnosti.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCo\u017ee, patetick\u00e9?!\u201c p\u0159estal zap\u00edrat skryt\u00e9 v\u00e1\u0161n\u011b tak\u00e9 Tobias Frank.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eProst\u011b tam chyb\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 nap\u011bt\u00ed, drama, thriller, horor a tak podobn\u011b!\u201c zanad\u00e1val si u\u017e regul\u00e9rn\u011b Hank Lambert.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCo\u017ee?! Nap\u011bt\u00ed, drama, horor&#8230;?!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJo, tohle v\u0161echno, ksakru!\u201c \u0159val u\u017e do sluch\u00e1tka doslova Hank Lambert.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMoment, moment, a co dan\u00e1 poetika jako takov\u00e1? To \u017ee m\u00e9 postavy k sob\u011b nakonec najdou cestu a usm\u00ed\u0159\u00ed se&#8230;\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTo nikoho neza&#8230;!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJak to \u017ee nezaj\u00edm\u00e1?! Jak by asi bylo p\u0159\u00edmo v\u00e1m, kdyby v\u00e1s n\u011bkdo napadl a n\u00e1sledn\u011b vyvra\u017edil celou va\u0161i rodinu, co?!\u201c To u\u017e byste si na m\u011b takhle nevys&#8230;!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCO SI TO DOVOLUJETE?! JEN PO\u010cKEJTE, A\u017d SI ZJIST\u00cdM VA\u0160I ADRESU, TO BUDETE LITOVAT, \u017dE JSTE SE V\u016eBEC KDY NARODIL!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>A pak to v sluch\u00e1tku zapraskalo a Tobias Frank v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee spor prohr\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>Ale bylo tomu skute\u010dn\u011b tak?<\/p>\n<p>Po t\u00fddnu si Tobias Frank a Hank Lambert m\u011bli op\u011bt tu \u010dest spolu vym\u011b\u0148ovat n\u00e1zory. A to dokonce p\u0159\u00edmo osobn\u011b! \u017de by se tedy p\u0159eci jen naplnila nakladatelova z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 v\u00fdhr\u016f\u017eka?<\/p>\n<p>Bylo to tro\u0161i\u010dku jinak. Vyhro\u017euj\u00edc\u00edm byl tentokr\u00e1t Tobias Frank a nikoli Hank Lambert ho poctil svou n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvou, jak mu posledn\u011b sliboval, n\u00fdbr\u017e tomu bylo naopak.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak jak se ti to l\u00edb\u00ed, nakladatel\u00ed\u010dku, m\u00e1\u0161 tu pohodl\u00ed?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eUhmmm.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eRozum\u00edm, je\u0161t\u011b by to cht\u011blo trochu ut\u00e1hnout.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eUhm.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAno, te\u010f je to ono!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Takto nyn\u00ed prob\u00edhal rozhovor mezi Hankem Lambertem a Tobiasem Frankem, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e hostitel se zm\u00edtal na \u017eidli a host si lebedil v jeho svazov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAle co\u017epak ta tv\u00e1 sou\u010dasn\u00e1 p\u00f3za nic nevypov\u00edd\u00e1 o dan\u00e9 poetice, nakladatel\u00ed\u010dku?\u201c bavil se na \u00fa\u010det t\u00fdden star\u00e9ho hovoru Tobias Frank. \u201eU\u017e lituje\u0161 toho, \u017ee ses v\u016fbec kdy narodil, co?\u201c p\u0159idal k tomu \u00falisn\u00fd \u00fa\u0161klebek. \u201eTo v\u00ed\u0161, j\u00e1 rozhodn\u011b ne\u010dekal a zjistil si tvoji adresu, jak jsi radil,\u201c pokra\u010doval ve v\u00fdsm\u011bchu. \u201eA \u017ee bych toho naopak j\u00e1 zalitoval?\u201c nazna\u010dil pomysln\u00e9 hloub\u00e1n\u00ed. \u201eTo ani n\u00e1hodou!\u201c dosp\u011bl k z\u00e1v\u011bru.<\/p>\n<p>Ozval se pl\u00e1\u010d, ten v\u0161ak nepat\u0159il Hanku Lambertovi, n\u00fdbr\u017e jeho ratolestem.<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u00c1, d\u011bti\u010dky by se z\u0159ejm\u011b r\u00e1dy cht\u011bly vykoupat, jestli se nem\u00fdl\u00edm?!\u201c zpozorn\u011bl Tobias Frank, kdy\u017e to z koupelny zaslechl. \u201eNebojte, ta\u0165ka u\u017e kvapem b\u011b\u017e\u00ed za v\u00e1mi a p\u0159iprav\u00ed v\u00e1m mydlinky!\u201c zvolal z ob\u00fdvac\u00edho pokoje, odkud se pouze daly spat\u0159it dv\u011b d\u011btsk\u00e9 hlavi\u010dky tr\u010d\u00edc\u00ed z vany, n\u00e1le\u017e\u00edc\u00ed p\u011btilet\u00e9mu chlapci a \u0161estilet\u00e9 d\u00edvce, nebo\u0165 ob\u00fdvac\u00ed pokoj s koupelnou p\u0159\u00edmo sousedil a dve\u0159e do n\u00ed byly otev\u0159eny. \u201eNo dobr\u00e1, tak v t\u00e9to \u010dinnosti je\u0161t\u011b pose\u010dk\u00e1me a p\u016fjdeme se p\u00eddit po jin\u00fdch klenotech tohoto honosn\u00e9ho s\u00eddla.<\/p>\n<p>Tobias Frank, k \u00falev\u011b Hanka Lamberta, do koupelny na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed pouze nahl\u00e9dl a hned nato za\u010dal sl\u00eddit po ob\u00fdvac\u00edm pokoji.<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u00d3, co to nevid\u00edm, \u017ee by p\u0159\u00edmo s\u00e1m velk\u00fd Tolkien?!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>A r\u00e1zem se cel\u00e1 trilogie v\u011bnovan\u00e1 St\u0159edozem\u00ed z paperbackov\u00e9ho vyd\u00e1n\u00ed jakoby po oto\u010den\u00ed kouzeln\u00e9ho prst\u00fdnku prom\u011bnila v jedno zcela nov\u00e9 sal\u00e1tov\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak copak tu m\u00e1me za dal\u0161\u00ed chutn\u00e9 pokrmy?\u201c rozhodl se Tobias Frank pokra\u010dovat ve vymet\u00e1n\u00ed vitr\u00edny, v n\u00ed\u017e se nach\u00e1zela literatura. \u201e\u00d3, Mistr a Mark\u00e9tka od Bulgakova!\u201c A tak\u00e9 toto rozs\u00e1hl\u00e9 veled\u00edlo vzalo za sv\u00e9 a to doslova list po listu. \u201eNo jo, mist\u0159e, hned je vid\u011bt, s k\u00fdm sv\u00e9 \u017een\u011b zah\u00fdb\u00e1\u0161. S Mark\u00e9tou! To si bulv\u00e1r, pane\u010dku, po\u0161m\u00e1kne, a\u017e se to dozv\u00ed. Tenhle chod tvou \u017eenu\u0161ku, nakladatel\u00ed\u010dku, asi p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nepot\u011b\u0161\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Pr\u00e1v\u011b tohle posledn\u00ed zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 Tobiase Franka p\u0159im\u011blo zanechat liter\u00e1rn\u00edch \u010distek a polo\u017eit konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed smysluplnou ot\u00e1zku: \u201eKde m\u00e1\u0161 vlastn\u011b \u017eenu? Kdepak ta v\u011bz\u00ed?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>V o\u010d\u00edch Hanka Lamberta se te\u010f dal spat\u0159it nepopsateln\u00fd panick\u00fd strach. Jako by u\u017e ne\u0161lo o ono d\u0159\u00edve tolik diskutabiln\u00ed drama a ani o thriller, ale u\u017e rovnou o onen regul\u00e9rn\u00ed HOROR.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNo v\u0161ak j\u00e1 si ji najdu i bez tebe, neboj,\u201c \u0161okoval Tobias Frank touto novou hl\u00e1\u0161kou a jej\u00edm samolib\u00fdm pod\u00e1n\u00edm. \u201eVypo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1vej dan\u00e9 menu nab\u00eddky se mnou: v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku jsi ty a ty tv\u00e9 liter\u00e1rn\u00ed braky, v koupeln\u011b se tetel\u00ed tv\u00e9 dv\u011b ratolesti, v kuchyni nanejv\u00fd\u0161 tak akor\u00e1t ten m\u016fj p\u00e1re\u010dek krys, co jsem ti p\u0159inesl jako takov\u00fd men\u0161\u00ed p\u0159edkrm na uv\u00edtanou, tak\u017ee to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee ten dezert se z\u0159ejm\u011b ukr\u00fdv\u00e1&#8230; Ano, lo\u017enice je\u0161t\u011b neodhalila sv\u00e9 skryt\u00e9 plody mo\u0159e!\u201c zahul\u00e1kal doslova.<\/p>\n<p>Ta, stejn\u011b jako koupelna, takt\u00e9\u017e p\u0159\u00edmo sousedila s ob\u00fdvac\u00edm pokojem, na rozd\u00edl od n\u00ed v\u0161ak do lo\u017enice dve\u0159e byly zav\u0159en\u00e9, co\u017e se ale co nevid\u011bt m\u011blo zm\u011bnit.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak se tam hned pod\u00edv\u00e1me, co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161? Konzervy by nem\u011bly z\u016fstat dlouho zav\u0159en\u00e9, to se pak kaz\u00ed a u\u017e to nen\u00ed ono.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Tobias Frank pot\u00e9, co toto vyslovil, v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee si to bude pamatovat nadosmrti. Po otev\u0159en\u00ed dve\u0159\u00ed a n\u00e1sledn\u00e9m vstupu do lo\u017enice to toti\u017e byl pr\u00e1v\u011b on, kdo za\u017eil prav\u00fd nepopsateln\u00fd \u0161ok. Dan\u00fd objev p\u0159ed\u010dil v\u0161echna o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed. To, co se na jedn\u00e9 z postel\u00ed vyj\u00edmalo, nebyl \u010dlov\u011bk, n\u00fdbr\u017e jen pouh\u00e9 jeho torzo. Doty\u010dn\u00e1 nem\u011bla ani ruce ani nohy a cel\u00e1 byla od\u011bn\u00e1 do \u010dern\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eKdo&#8230; kdo jste, madam?\u201c osm\u011blil se Tobias Frank p\u0159eci jen zeptat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMariana Lambertov\u00e1, Hankova man\u017eelka,\u201c odv\u011btila \u017eena pom\u011brn\u011b vyrovnan\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eV\u00e1\u0161&#8230; v\u00e1\u0161 pan man\u017eel mi do telefonu vy\u010detl, \u017ee m\u00e9 d\u00edlo na n\u011bho p\u016fsobilo a\u017e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 poeticky,\u201c za\u010dal Tobias Frank \u0159\u00edkat, co mu zrovna p\u0159i\u0161lo na jazyk. Tak moc ho ten \u201enetradi\u010dn\u00ed lidsk\u00fd objev\u201c d\u00e1le udivoval a z\u00e1rove\u0148 i nepopsateln\u011b skli\u010doval. Jako by i Tobias Frank pr\u00e1v\u011b za\u017e\u00edval onen regul\u00e9rn\u00ed HOROR.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSna\u017e\u00edm se o to, abych sv\u00e9mu Hankovi a d\u011btem p\u0159ipom\u00ednala st\u00e1le tu atraktivn\u00ed brunetu, jak tomu bylo d\u0159\u00edve, a to, pokud mo\u017eno, po v\u0161ech str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch,\u201c vylo\u017eila si to \u017eena po sv\u00e9m, pohodila hlavou a lo\u017enic\u00ed se okam\u017eit\u011b po\u010daly linout vra\u017eedn\u00e9 omamn\u00e9 kombinace jahod, lesn\u00edch plod\u016f, lekn\u00edn\u016f a na pades\u00e1t jin\u00fdch v\u016fn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA tak\u00e9&#8230; tak\u00e9 mi v\u00e1\u0161 mu\u017e vy\u010detl, \u017ee to m\u00e9 d\u00edlo postr\u00e1d\u00e1 nap\u011bt\u00ed a drama,\u201c pokra\u010doval v tr\u00fdzniv\u00e9m hovoru Tobias Frank a div \u017ee m\u00e1lem neomdlel, jak ho ta netradi\u010dn\u00ed sm\u011bs v\u016fn\u00ed za\u010dala b\u00edt do nosu a tak\u00e9 do o\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMohu v\u00e1s ujistit, \u017ee \u017eivot po m\u00e9m boku je o jednom velk\u00e9m dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed,\u201c p\u0159enesla \u017eena v\u00fdznam dan\u00fdch slov op\u011bt na svou osobu a o\u010dima tentokr\u00e1t dala ok\u00e1zale najevo, jak n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho jako sou\u017eit\u00ed mus\u00ed b\u00fdt obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b dosti slo\u017eit\u00e9 po boku n\u011bkoho, kdo nevlastn\u00ed ani ruce ani nohy, n\u00fdbr\u017e jen pouh\u00fd trup.<\/p>\n<p>To u\u017e na Tobiase Franka bylo p\u0159esp\u0159\u00edli\u0161, doslova z posledn\u00edch sil se vzchopil a lo\u017enici a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i d\u016fm opustil, sotva se p\u0159itom dr\u017eel na nohou. A div, \u017ee se mu to v\u016fbec povedlo, tak moc se mu t\u0159\u00e1sly ruce, kdy\u017e se sna\u017eil otev\u00edrat venkovn\u00ed branku, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e m\u011bl dojem, \u017ee snad na m\u00edst\u011b s\u00e1m vypust\u00ed du\u0161i.<\/p>\n<p>Ji\u017e nikdy se pak Tobias Frank do toho domu neodv\u00e1\u017eil navracet a ji\u017e nikdy se nikoho z osazenstva domu nepokou\u0161el kontaktovat: pro dobro \u010di naopak zlo v\u011bci?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n                            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/tom.patrick.509\" target=\"_blank\">\n                                <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/large-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n                            <\/a>\n                        <\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like fcbkbttn_large_button\"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/tygr\/tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-26\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"large\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button fcbkbttn_large_button \" data-href=\"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/tygr\/tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-26\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"large\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ten legend\u00e1rn\u00ed rozhovor pln\u00fd nevole nem\u011bl nastat. Anebo snad rad\u011bji ano? Pro pozd\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dobro \u010di naopak zlo v\u011bci? To bylo tak. Jednoho \u010dervencov\u00e9ho pond\u011bl\u00ed Tobias Frank vyto\u010dil p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo a na druh\u00e9m konci telefonn\u00ed linky to zvedla oper\u00e1torka. \u201eDobr\u00fd den, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/tygr\/tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-26\">Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-povidky","category-tygr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":541,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions\/541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}