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K\u016f\u0148 a osel (bajka)<\/b><\/p>\n

To se takhle jednou dali do \u0159e\u010di k\u016f\u0148 a osel.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak se mi od ka\u010deny doneslo, jak\u00fd pro lidstvo pr\u00fd m\u00e1\u0161 neb\u00fdvale negativn\u00ed p\u0159\u00ednos, osle,\u201c spustil k\u016f\u0148. \u201e\u017de pr\u00fd ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo z t\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 \u0159\u00ed\u0161e nese tv\u00e9 jm\u00e9no, je p\u011bkn\u00fd osel<\/i>.\u201c A zahih\u0148al se tomu.<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017de j\u00ed huba neupadne. \u00cd\u00e1, j\u00e1 a orel<\/i>. S n\u00edm j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m v\u016fbec nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho,\u201c za\u010dal se h\u00e1jit osel.<\/p>\n

\u201eNesm\u00ed\u0161 se na to d\u00edvat zase tak \u010dern\u011b,\u201c radil mu k\u016f\u0148.<\/p>\n

\u201eA jak bych asi mohl, kdy\u017e ani s tou \u010dernou zv\u011b\u0159\u00ed nejsem v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edbuzensk\u00e9m vztahu?\u201c oponoval d\u00e1l osel. \u201eKdy\u017e u\u017e jsme ale u toho, tak i o tob\u011b se v t\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 \u0159\u00ed\u0161i toho hodn\u011b hanliv\u00e9ho napov\u00edd\u00e1,\u201c pravil a tentokr\u00e1t se pro zm\u011bnu o svoji jmenovku za\u010dal strachovat zase k\u016f\u0148. \u201eA to \u017ee pr\u00fd lid\u00e9 po tv\u00e9m vzoru mnohdy pl\u00e1caj\u00ed jen sam\u00e9 koniny.\u201c<\/p>\n

Osel se tomu zahih\u0148al a tak vyrovnal s\u00edly vz\u00e1jemn\u00fdch posm\u011b\u0161k\u016f.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo racek, \u017ee jo? Stejn\u011b jako ta ka\u010dena ani on nezav\u0159e ten sv\u016fj nevym\u00e1chan\u00fd zob\u00e1k. A je\u0161t\u011b se nav\u00edc p\u0159i tom drze checht\u00e1, jak mu to p\u0159ijde z\u00e1bavn\u00e9, opi\u010d\u00e1k jeden. \u017de mu ten zob\u00e1k v\u016fbec narostl,\u201c m\u00ednil te\u010f podr\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u011b k\u016f\u0148.<\/p>\n

\u201eLe\u010d co je tohle v\u0161echno v porovn\u00e1n\u00ed se strakou, kter\u00e1 v kuse krade,\u201c vzpomn\u011bl si n\u00e1hle osel. \u201eJ\u00e1 tu svoji osinu v zadku po\u0159\u00e1d ne a ne naj\u00edt.\u201c A pak ho napadlo: \u201eTak v\u0161echny ty posm\u011bv\u00e1\u010dky zamordujeme a hned budou m\u00edt po pt\u00e1k\u00e1ch. Kdy\u017e naopak my budeme mazan\u00ed jako li\u0161ka a d\u00e1me jim po jej\u00edm vzoru dobrou noc.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTo tak a od jara a\u017e do zimy budu dennodenn\u011b \u017er\u00e1t jen ten nejubo\u017eej\u0161\u00ed obrok, stejn\u011b jako d\u016fchodce z t\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 \u0159\u00ed\u0161e, kdy\u017e to praskne,\u201c lamentoval k\u016f\u0148.<\/p>\n

A pak zase kon\u011b pro zm\u011bnu napadla p\u011bkn\u00e1 konina: \u201eLeda, osle, \u017ee bys mi n\u011bco p\u016fj\u010dil a j\u00e1 bych na ten mord zkusil podplatit krajtu tygrovanou. Ta krajta a ten tygr by n\u00e1s t\u011bch otrap\u016f ur\u010dit\u011b jednou prov\u017edy zbavili. V\u00edc hlav v\u00edc v\u00ed. Jen\u017ee jsem zrovna ten nejchud\u0161\u00ed jako ta nejubo\u017eej\u0161\u00ed kosteln\u00ed my\u0161.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00e1 ti sotva n\u011bco p\u016fj\u010d\u00edm, nem\u00e1m ani ten uboh\u00fd \u010dtvr\u0165\u00e1k,\u201c odpov\u011bd\u011bl osel.<\/p>\n

Tohle kon\u011b nejen nepot\u011b\u0161ilo, ale i pom\u011brn\u011b p\u0159ekvapilo. \u201eJak to, \u017ee jsi taky tot\u00e1ln\u011b \u0161vorc? Co mi to tu vykl\u00e1d\u00e1\u0161 za poh\u00e1dky, osle? P\u0159ece sta\u010d\u00ed, aby ses trochu ot\u0159\u00e1sl a pen\u011bz bude jako \u017eelez,\u201c nam\u00edtl. \u201eNo tak osl\u00ed\u010dku, ot\u0159es se!\u201c poru\u010dil.<\/p>\n

\u201eHmm, b\u00fdv\u00e1valo,\u201c pravil osel, kdy\u017e se o to pokusil a ono opravdu nic.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo je hned vid\u011bt, \u017ee ti osel ne\u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed nadarmo, osle,\u201c dal mu k\u016f\u0148 najevo, co si on\u011bm st\u00e1le mysl\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\u201eCo v\u010dely? P\u0159ece se o nich \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, jak jsou piln\u00e9,\u201c napadlo osla. \u201eTy by n\u00e1mi zadanou pr\u00e1ci mohly odv\u00e9st t\u0159eba i zadarmo, kdy\u017e je ta pilnost tolik \u0161lecht\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eNa ty zapome\u0148. Ty leda tak zaj\u00edm\u00e1 pyl. Jsou jako to ku\u0159e, co t\u011bmi sv\u00fdmi pa\u0159\u00e1ty ani zadarmo nehrabe.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTak pak u\u017e holt zb\u00fdv\u00e1 jen ta sova, kdy\u017e se o n\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee opl\u00fdv\u00e1 moudrem,\u201c dostal osel dal\u0161\u00ed sp\u00e1sn\u00fd n\u00e1pad, a\u017e se k\u016f\u0148 te\u010f za\u010dal n\u00e1hle podivovat, jak na n\u011bco tak geni\u00e1ln\u00edho v\u016fbec dok\u00e1zal p\u0159ij\u00edt.<\/p>\n

\u201eOno ob\u010das nen\u00ed na \u0161kodu d\u00e1t si chytrou ka\u0161i,\u201c uvedl osel. \u201eJe\u0161t\u011b si j\u00ed trochu te\u010f zobnu a t\u0159eba se ze m\u011b zanedlouho stane s\u00e1m kr\u00e1l zv\u00ed\u0159at.<\/p>\n

\u201eDme\u0161 se p\u00fdchou jako p\u00e1v, osle,\u201c poznamenal varovn\u011b k\u016f\u0148. \u201eJestli se o tomhle lev dozv\u00ed, tak u\u017e leda tak bude\u0161 uplat\u0148ovat z\u00e1kon d\u017eungle: kdo ute\u010de, vyhraje.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eLev ur\u010dit\u011b nen\u00ed mazan\u00fd jako ta li\u0161ka,\u201c nar\u016fstalo oslovi po dal\u0161\u00edm po\u017eit\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 ka\u0161e ok\u00e1zale sebev\u011bdom\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\u201eNo aby ses pak nedivil, osle, proto\u017ee pokud si o tom budou \u0161t\u011bbetat u\u017e i vrabci na st\u0159e\u0161e, tak u\u017e ti nepom\u016f\u017ee ani ta rada sovy moudr\u00e9 a ty bude\u0161 jen ho\u0159ce litovat, \u017ee nebyl lep\u0161\u00ed vrabec v hrsti a ten n\u00e1sledn\u011b zabit na zp\u016fsob dvou much jednou ranou,\u201c du\u0161oval se k\u016f\u0148. \u201ePak u\u017e jedin\u011b zb\u00fdv\u00e1 po\u017e\u00e1dat vla\u0161tovky, zdali by t\u011b sebou nevzaly do tepl\u00fdch krajin. Proto\u017ee jinak hroz\u00ed, \u017ee t\u011b skute\u010dn\u011b st\u00e1hnou z k\u016f\u017ee jak toho kr\u00e1l\u00edka.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eKikirik\u00ed!\u201c zakokrhal n\u00e1hle z\u010distajasna odkudsi kohout.<\/p>\n

\u201eNo vid\u00ed\u0161, osle, m\u00e1lem bych zapomn\u011bl. My tu spolu pl\u00e1c\u00e1me koniny a j\u00e1 u\u017e m\u011bl b\u00fdt d\u00e1vno v Chuchli a d\u011blat kopytem sem, kopytem tam,\u201c vzpomn\u011bl si n\u00e1hle k\u016f\u0148.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak to se m\u00e1\u0161 co oh\u00e1n\u011bt. A a\u017e tam bude\u0161, tak si dej pozor na rann\u00ed pt\u00e1\u010de, co d\u00e1l dosk\u00e1\u010de. Tak aby ti to ne\u0161lo, koni, stejn\u011b jako psovi pastva,\u201c za\u010dal znovu pou\u010dovat osel.<\/p>\n

\u201eTy jsi, osle, v\u00e1\u017en\u011b otravn\u00fd jak ta osina v zadku.\u201c<\/p>\n

A s t\u011bmito slovy se k\u016f\u0148 vzd\u00e1lil. Oslovi to nijak zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 nevadilo. L\u00edn\u00fd jak ve\u0161 a ti\u0161e jak my\u0161ka hodlal zalehnout. Po vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edm rozhovoru s kon\u011bm se c\u00edtil b\u00fdt ospal\u00fd jako medv\u011bd. I p\u0159esto v sob\u011b je\u0161t\u011b na malou chv\u00edli dok\u00e1zal pozdr\u017eet man\u00fdry lenochoda a znovu si zavdal z trn\u00ed a bodl\u00e1\u010d\u00ed, v domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee si nad\u00e1le pochutn\u00e1v\u00e1 na on\u00e9 chytr\u00e9 ka\u0161i.<\/p>\n

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