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Minule jsem se tu zmi\u0148oval o sv\u00fdch dvou ko\u010di\u010dk\u00e1ch \u2013 Mourince a Zrze\u010dce. Tehdy jsem uv\u00e1d\u011bl, jak ob\u011b dv\u011b na\u0161\u00ed rodin\u011b d\u011blaly jen samou radost. Bohu\u017eel, konkr\u00e9tn\u011b Mourinka n\u00e1s v nedo\u017eit\u00fdch \u0161estn\u00e1cti letech opustila.<\/p>\n

I tak ale st\u00e1le zast\u00e1v\u00e1m n\u00e1zor, \u017ee ono mnou v dan\u00e9 \u201eV\u00fdzv\u011b\u201c onehdy zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 jistou v\u00e1hu m\u011blo, tedy \u017ee n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e v krizov\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edpadech dok\u00e1\u017e\u00ed plnohodnotn\u011b nahradit postr\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed lidsk\u00fd dotyk.<\/p>\n

Jako p\u0159\u00edklad m\u016f\u017ee poslou\u017eit dojemn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh, jeho\u017e sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed se stal jeden jist\u00fd nejmenovan\u00fd mlad\u00fd mu\u017e. Ten dlouhodob\u011b nemohl k sob\u011b naj\u00edt odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed partnerku. A kdy\u017e u\u017e si n\u011bjakou tu potenci\u00e1ln\u00ed vyhl\u00e9dl, uk\u00e1zalo se nakonec, \u017ee doty\u010dn\u00e1 o mu\u017ee ve skute\u010dnosti v\u016fbec nestoj\u00ed. P\u0159\u00ed\u010diny toho byly r\u016fzn\u00e9. Ony mu\u017eem vyhl\u00e9dnut\u00e9 \u017eeny byly bu\u010fto zadan\u00e9, a kdy\u017e zrovinka nikoliv, disponovaly z\u00e1vislost\u00ed na alkoholu, cigaret\u00e1ch \u010di omamn\u00fdch l\u00e1tk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

Doty\u010dn\u00e9ho to p\u0159esto neodradilo a i p\u0159es svoji nesm\u011blost se pokusil vytrvat. Le\u010d kdy\u017e se op\u011btovn\u011b osm\u011blil a kone\u010dn\u011b nav\u00e1zal nad\u011bjn\u00fd kontakt, kde ony p\u016fvodn\u00ed p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eky u nov\u00e9 adeptky nehrozily, tak v\u0161e zase pro zm\u011bnu ztroskotalo na d\u011btech, kdy doty\u010dn\u00e1 je do budoucna jednozna\u010dn\u011b m\u00edti cht\u011bla, zat\u00edmco doty\u010dn\u00fd se na n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho jednozna\u010dn\u011b nec\u00edtil. A tak ani toto nedo\u0161lo re\u00e1ln\u00e9ho napln\u011bn\u00ed. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b se tu nab\u00edzely dodate\u010dn\u011b jin\u00e9 varianty a to ty v podob\u011b zn\u00e1most\u00ed na jednu noc za \u00fa\u010delem sexu\u00e1ln\u00edho vy\u017eit\u00ed. Le\u010d ani toto mu\u017ei nevyhovovalo, nebo\u0165 ten preferoval naopak vztah dlouhodob\u00fd. Nav\u00edc \u2013 sexu jako takov\u00e9ho se sp\u00ed\u0161e \u0161t\u00edtil.<\/p>\n

Inu, nem\u011bl to onen doty\u010dn\u00fd v \u017eivot\u011b v\u016fbec jednoduch\u00e9.<\/p>\n

A nyn\u00ed z trochu jin\u00e9 str\u00e1nky. Zcela na m\u00edst\u011b jin\u00e9m, a to v jednom z \u00fatulk\u016f, na sv\u00e9ho nov\u00e9ho potenci\u00e1ln\u00edho majitele \u010dekalo hned n\u011bkolik zachr\u00e1n\u011bn\u00fdch to zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tek. Mezi nimi i sotva dvoulet\u00fd mourovat\u00fd kocourek. Ten se do \u00fatulku dostal v ji\u017e zna\u010dn\u011b zubo\u017een\u00e9m stavu. T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edci co v\u0161echno v \u017eivot\u011b krut\u00e9ho nemil\u00e9ho ji\u017e sta\u010dil za\u017e\u00edt. A pak mr\u00e1z m\u011bl dokonati jeho nedobrovolnou zk\u00e1zu, ale na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se tak nestalo.<\/p>\n

Ano a pr\u00e1v\u011b onen mu\u017e, zklaman\u00fd sv\u00fdm vlastn\u00edm smoln\u00fdm \u017eivotem, se kocourka nakonec ochotn\u011b ujal, a co je rovn\u011b\u017e d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9, tak ten mu dodnes d\u011bl\u00e1 spole\u010dnost a tak vypl\u0148uje pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 m\u00edsto po n\u011b\u017en\u00e9m pohlav\u00ed, je\u017e se doposud nepo\u0161t\u011bstilo z\u00edskat. Kdyby jen mu\u017e znal onu \u201eRomanopoetriku\u201c… Le\u010d i tento \u201egatorsk\u00fd\u201c prvek jest st\u00e1le pouze vlezle \u201euv\u011bzn\u011bn\u00fd\u201c v mysli jednoho \u010dlov\u011bka, co p\u00ed\u0161e a filozofuje o jednom fiktivn\u00edm m\u011bst\u011b kdesi ve st\u0159edo\u010de\u0161\u00ed (nebo jest to platn\u00e9 ve chv\u00edli, kdy jsou tyto \u0159\u00e1dky sepisov\u00e1ny).<\/p>\n

Ale i tak. Na tomto modelu mu\u017ee a n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e, o n\u011bm\u017e jsem v\u00e1m tu pr\u00e1v\u011b referoval, je jinak n\u00e1zorn\u011b vid\u011bt, jak d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 je m\u00edti v oblib\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka. Ty toti\u017e jsou v mnoha ohledech mnohem prakti\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ony potenci\u00e1ln\u00ed \u017eivotn\u00ed partnerky. Odpust\u00ed v\u00e1m nev\u011bru, ne\u0159e\u0161\u00edte s nimi ochlupen\u00ed jednotliv\u00fdch parti\u00ed nato\u017e pak v\u011bk jako\u017eto alkoholov\u00e1, cigaretov\u00e1 \u010di omamn\u00e1 opojen\u00ed. Nav\u00edc takov\u00e9 n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e jsou v\u00e1m po ruce v\u017edy, kdy\u017e je pot\u0159ebujete. Jen bohu\u017eel pr\u00e1v\u011b onen v\u011bk nen\u00ed poka\u017ed\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edmo \u00fam\u011brn\u00fd tomu lidsk\u00e9mu. I tak ale v \u017eivot\u011b \u010dlov\u011bka n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e mnoho dobr\u00e9ho zastanou. A za to jim budi\u017e jeden velk\u00fd d\u00edk.<\/p>\n

Dnes se v\u00e1s, v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i, tedy t\u00e1\u017ei: Jak vy sami \u0159e\u0161\u00edte absenci potenci\u00e1ln\u00edho partnera \u010di partnerky? Dok\u00e1\u017e\u00ed v\u00e1m ji n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e, pln\u011b \u010di alespo\u0148 \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b, vynahradit? A co soud\u00edte o p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu, jen\u017e jsem v\u00e1m tu v\u00fd\u0161e odvypr\u00e1v\u011bl? Vyzkou\u0161eli byste n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho v ji\u017e dosti zna\u010dn\u00e9 krizov\u00e9 situaci, kdy hlad po vztahu enormn\u011b zab\u0159edl do nezvladateln\u00fdch emo\u010dn\u00edch v\u00fd\u0161in? A co soud\u00edte o on\u00e9 m\u00e9 \u201eRomanopoetrice”?<\/p>\n

Pros\u00edm, dejte mi v\u011bd\u011bt na tuto moji eldarovou webovou str\u00e1nku \u010di p\u0159\u00edmo do facebookov\u00e9 skupiny \u201eCity Means \u2013 M\u011bsto pln\u00e9 n\u00e1vrat\u016f\u201c. Klidn\u011b mi sem na web napi\u0161te pod smy\u0161lenou emailovou adresou, pokud nechcete uv\u00e9sti z bezpe\u010dnostn\u00edch d\u016fvod\u016f svoji skute\u010dnou. Nikdo se za to na v\u00e1s zlobit nebude.<\/p>\n

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