{"id":2632,"date":"2019-07-01T09:00:48","date_gmt":"2019-07-01T07:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/?p=2632"},"modified":"2019-06-05T09:22:09","modified_gmt":"2019-06-05T07:22:09","slug":"tezky-zivotni-udel-jedne-neme-tvare-autor-martin-jabkenic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/mix\/tezky-zivotni-udel-jedne-neme-tvare-autor-martin-jabkenic","title":{"rendered":"T\u011b\u017ek\u00fd \u017eivotn\u00ed \u00fad\u011bl jedn\u00e9 n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e (autor – Martin Jabkeni\u010d)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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T\u011b\u017ek\u00fd \u017eivotn\u00ed \u00fad\u011bl jedn\u00e9 n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e<\/b><\/p>\n

V jednom z Maribsk\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edstav\u016f<\/p>\n

kotv\u00ed lo\u010f, jej\u00ed\u017e osazenstvo m\u00e1 v dohledn\u00e9m pl\u00e1nu<\/p>\n

po mo\u0159i \u0161ir\u00e9m plavit se<\/p>\n

a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm oslavovat a bavit se zcela nez\u00e1vazn\u011b<\/p>\n

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Tvrd\u00fd alkohol tak za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 t\u00e9ci proudem<\/p>\n

pot\u00e9 co na lo\u010f nasko\u010d\u00ed posledn\u00ed pasa\u017e\u00e9r<\/p>\n

a kormideln\u00edk z\u00e1hy nato ud\u00e1 n\u00e1hodn\u00fd sm\u011br<\/p>\n

p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e i on zavd\u00e1 si z lahve whisky vrchovat\u011b<\/p>\n

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Dan\u00e1 z\u00e1bava je tak v pln\u00e9m proudu<\/p>\n

a dle toho tak\u00e9 n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b projevuje se chov\u00e1n\u00ed palubn\u00edch host\u016f<\/p>\n

jejich\u017e bujar\u00e9 vesel\u00ed<\/p>\n

stup\u0148uje u nich mimo jin\u00e9 i zna\u010dnou agresi<\/p>\n

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Ta projev\u00ed se hnedle z\u00e1hy<\/p>\n

to kdy\u017e jeden v opilosti do toho druh\u00e9ho prudce vraz\u00ed<\/p>\n

na\u010de\u017e ten si to rozhodn\u011b nenech\u00e1 l\u00edbit<\/p>\n

a stejnou m\u011brou sv\u00e9mu sokovi v\u0161e n\u00e1sledn\u011b opl\u00e1c\u00ed<\/p>\n

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Nakonec v\u0161ak banda zpit\u00fdch nevychovanc\u016f<\/p>\n

p\u0159eci jen natref\u00ed na snadnou ob\u011b\u0165<\/p>\n

na n\u00ed\u017e bez rozmyslu m\u016f\u017ee testovati svoji krutou z\u00e1bavu<\/p>\n

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Kdy st\u00e1v\u00e1 se j\u00ed neboh\u00e1 n\u011bm\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159!<\/p>\n

Ps\u00edk s p\u0159\u00edzna\u010dnou rasou kokr\u0161pan\u011bla!<\/p>\n

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Tak r\u00e1na st\u00edh\u00e1 r\u00e1nu!<\/p>\n

Nen\u00ed opomenut ani kopanec!<\/p>\n

Ps\u00edk br\u00e1n\u00ed se tomu ne\u00fanosn\u00e9mu surov\u00e9mu n\u00e1tlaku<\/p>\n

bolest\u00ed na\u0159\u00edk\u00e1<\/p>\n

le\u010d m\u00e1 to ale marn\u00e9!<\/p>\n

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Kokr\u0161pan\u011bl posl\u00e9ze op\u011btovn\u011b zasku\u010d\u00ed<\/p>\n

to kdy\u017e fla\u0161kou po n\u011bm kdosi nekontrolovateln\u011b mr\u0161t\u00ed<\/p>\n

a t\u00edm mu nemil\u00e9 zran\u011bn\u00ed zp\u016fsob\u00ed<\/p>\n

nejprve na hlav\u011b<\/p>\n

a p\u0159i opakovan\u00e9m nevyb\u00edrav\u00e9m chov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/p>\n

n\u00e1sledn\u011b na pacce p\u0159edn\u00ed<\/p>\n

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Ps\u00edk\u016fv osud je p\u00e1r minut nato zpe\u010det\u011bn<\/p>\n

to kdy\u017e v zubo\u017een\u00e9m stavu vhozen jest<\/p>\n

do vln nevyzpytateln\u00e9ho mo\u0159e<\/p>\n

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Ba co v\u00edc!<\/p>\n

To co nevid\u011bt m\u00e1 prov\u011b\u0159it bou\u0159e \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edce s\u00edl\u00edc\u00ed!<\/p>\n

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Ano \u2013 v m\u017eiku je tu!<\/p>\n

Hroziv\u00e1, nemilosrdn\u00e1!<\/p>\n

V divok\u00fdch v\u00fdbu\u0161\u00edch hn\u011bvu nepoddajn\u00e1!<\/p>\n

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A ps\u00edk tak i nad\u00e1le sku\u010d\u00ed<\/p>\n

o vlastn\u00ed \u017eivot se tuze strachuj\u00edc!<\/p>\n

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Svou mysl nyn\u00ed up\u00edn\u00e1 k tomu jedin\u00e9mu<\/p>\n

a sice \u017ee divok\u00e9 vlny vt\u00e1hnou ho mo\u017en\u00e1 co nevid\u011bt<\/p>\n

do sv\u00fdch la\u010dn\u00fdch ch\u0159t\u00e1n\u016f!<\/p>\n

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Snad men\u0161\u00ed \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed v ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed kokr\u0161pan\u011bl m\u011bl<\/p>\n

kdy odkudsi po rozbou\u0159en\u00e9m mo\u0159i<\/p>\n

n\u00e1hle p\u0159iplulo n\u011bkolik necek<\/p>\n

a on tak z posledn\u00edch sil<\/p>\n

vy\u0161kr\u00e1bal se na jednu z nich<\/p>\n

sv\u00e9 zubo\u017een\u00e9 vys\u00edlen\u00e9 t\u011bl\u00ed\u010dko tak\u0159ka nec\u00edt\u00edc<\/p>\n

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Av\u0161ak ani zdaleka kokr\u0161pan\u011bl nem\u011bl je\u0161t\u011b vyhr\u00e1no<\/p>\n

nebo\u0165 bou\u0159e d\u00e1l bi\u010dovala v\u0161e<\/p>\n

co do cesty j\u00ed p\u0159i\u0161lo!<\/p>\n

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Jak v\u0161e nakonec dopadlo?<\/p>\n

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Vezm\u011bme to p\u011bkn\u011b popo\u0159\u00e1dku<\/p>\n

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Bou\u0159e ustala a\u017e k r\u00e1nu<\/p>\n

kdy na jednom ze vzd\u00e1len\u00fdch ostrov\u016f<\/p>\n

vyvrhla svoji \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dnou zk\u00e1zu<\/p>\n

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A to i s neboh\u00fdm ps\u00edkem<\/p>\n

jen\u017e na prvn\u00ed pohled vypadal<\/p>\n

\u017ee jest zcela mrtev<\/p>\n

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Opravdu v\u0161ak jen na onen pohled prvn\u00ed!<\/p>\n

Nebo\u0165 k \u017eivotu pozvolna p\u0159ich\u00e1zela ona n\u011bm\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159<\/p>\n

to kdy\u017e slunce oslnilo ji paprskem v\u0159el\u00fdm<\/p>\n

a ona o\u010dkem zamrkala<\/p>\n

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Jednalo se snad o prav\u00fd ps\u00ed r\u00e1j?<\/p>\n

Napadlo v t\u00e9 chv\u00edli kokr\u0161pan\u011bla<\/p>\n

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Pravda bohu\u017eel byla daleko krut\u011bj\u0161\u00ed!<\/p>\n

A n\u011bm\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159 si v\u0161e okam\u017eit\u011b uv\u011bdomila<\/p>\n

pot\u00e9 co pln\u011b procitla<\/p>\n

sv\u00e9 zraky up\u00ednaj\u00edc sm\u011brem k mo\u0159i<\/p>\n

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V nov\u00fdch nesn\u00e1z\u00edch tak ocitl se ps\u00edk<\/p>\n

jen\u017e byl cel\u00fd prok\u0159ehl\u00fd a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm hladov\u00fd!<\/p>\n

A tak s vd\u011bkem alespo\u0148 uv\u00edtal<\/p>\n

p\u0159\u00edd\u011bl potravy v podob\u011b ryby<\/p>\n

j\u00ed\u017e mo\u0159e vyvrhlo na pl\u00e1\u017e<\/p>\n

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Kokr\u0161pan\u011bl si velmi dob\u0159e uv\u011bdomoval<\/p>\n

i p\u0159esto \u017ee to byla pouh\u00e1 n\u011bm\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159<\/p>\n

\u017ee bez ciz\u00ed pomoci sotva zde na ostrov\u011b p\u0159e\u017eije<\/p>\n

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A tak, kdy\u017e se trochu zm\u00e1to\u0159il po sn\u00eddani nevaln\u00e9<\/p>\n

rozhodl se vydat hledat z\u00e1rodky p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 civilizace<\/p>\n

i kdy\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b s n\u00ed ne v\u017edy dobr\u00e9 zku\u0161enosti<\/p>\n

ve sv\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b zrovna m\u011bl<\/p>\n

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Nam\u00edsto n\u00ed ps\u00edk v\u0161ak na rozmanit\u00e9 p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eky nar\u00e1\u017eel!<\/p>\n

A to v podob\u011b za\u017eit\u00fdch z\u00e1konitost\u00ed pro n\u011bj doposud nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed d\u017eungle!<\/p>\n

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Tu ne\u0161\u0165astn\u011b \u0161kobrtl o v\u011btev!<\/p>\n

Tu zase m\u00e1lem do ba\u017einy zahu\u010del!<\/p>\n

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Ov\u0161em asi nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed strach kokr\u0161pan\u011bl za\u017eil ve chv\u00edli<\/p>\n

kdy spat\u0159il jak dva m\u00edstn\u00ed pomysln\u00ed pred\u00e1to\u0159i<\/p>\n

spolu o m\u00edsto na tomto pozemsk\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b soupe\u0159\u00ed!<\/p>\n

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Zat\u00edmco alig\u00e1tor v dan\u00e9m souboji obst\u00e1l<\/p>\n

a anakonda chutnou ko\u0159ist\u00ed se pro n\u011bj stala<\/p>\n

onen kokr\u0161pan\u011bl musel protentokr\u00e1te spokojit se s mrtv\u00fdm pt\u00e1\u010dkem<\/p>\n

na n\u011bho\u017e natrefil cestou<\/p>\n

pot\u00e9 co zklam\u00e1n a vys\u00edlen opou\u0161t\u011bl d\u017eungli nehostinnou<\/p>\n

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S vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9ho noclehu<\/p>\n

se ps\u00edk zbyte\u010dn\u011b nenam\u00e1hal<\/p>\n

nebo\u0165 \u00fanava jej nar\u00e1z cel\u00e9ho zmohla<\/p>\n

a on tak zalehl tam<\/p>\n

kde padl zcela vy\u010derp\u00e1n<\/p>\n

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Rann\u00ed probuzen\u00ed stalo se pro n\u011bmou tv\u00e1\u0159<\/p>\n

pot\u00e9 co ta pln\u011b op\u011bt procitla<\/p>\n

do jist\u00e9 m\u00edry znovu p\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9<\/p>\n

nebo\u0165 protentokr\u00e1te ocitla se zachumlan\u00e1 v tepl\u00e9 dece<\/p>\n

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A co na tom bylo je\u0161t\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e9<\/p>\n

\u017ee kdosi vedle n\u00ed dokonce polo\u017eil misku s pit\u00edm a j\u00eddlem!<\/p>\n

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\u017de by p\u0159eci jen dostala se do rukou on\u00e9 sp\u00e1sn\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 civilizace?<\/p>\n

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Bylo tomu opravdu tak<\/p>\n

jen s t\u00edm rozd\u00edlem<\/p>\n

\u017ee pouze jeden jedin\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk ji zastupoval<\/p>\n

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On s\u00e1m, podobn\u011b jako ps\u00edk, stal se necht\u011bn\u00fdm trose\u010dn\u00edkem<\/p>\n

jak n\u00e1sledn\u011b vypov\u011bd\u011bl ve sv\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu dojemn\u00e9m<\/p>\n

pot\u00e9 co n\u011bm\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159i pop\u0159\u00e1l dobr\u00e9 jitro<\/p>\n

nab\u00e1daje ji, a\u0165 zavd\u00e1 si z misek chutn\u00e9 sousto<\/p>\n

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A tak kokr\u0161pan\u011bl ve sv\u00e9m nuzn\u00e9m ps\u00edm \u017eivot\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b poznal<\/p>\n

p\u0159\u00edv\u011btivou lidskou tv\u00e1\u0159<\/p>\n

je\u017e souc\u00edtila s n\u00edm<\/p>\n

t\u00edm \u017ee poskytla mu tolik pot\u0159ebn\u00fd do\u010dasn\u00fd azyl<\/p>\n

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Ps\u00edk s\u00e1m s vd\u011bkem sna\u017eil se<\/p>\n

sv\u00e9mu zachr\u00e1nci \u0161lechetn\u00e9 gesto hnedle opl\u00e1cet<\/p>\n

t\u00edm \u017ee pom\u00e1hal mu se sb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00edm v\u011btv\u00ed na ohe\u0148<\/p>\n

na n\u011bm\u017e m\u011bl b\u00fdt p\u0159ipraven poledn\u00ed ob\u011bd<\/p>\n

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Po zbytek dne pak onen zachr\u00e1nce – trose\u010dn\u00edk<\/p>\n

m\u011bl dostatek pr\u00e1ce se zprovozn\u011bn\u00edm<\/p>\n

sv\u00e9ho dopravn\u00edho letadla<\/p>\n

jeho\u017e porucha ho \u017eivot m\u00e1lem st\u00e1la<\/p>\n

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Po t\u0159i n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 dny<\/p>\n

po hodin\u00e1ch \u00famorn\u00e9 d\u0159iny<\/p>\n

letoun byl kone\u010dn\u011b letu schopn\u00fd<\/p>\n

a trose\u010dn\u00edk a ps\u00edk tak mohli ostrov nadobro opustit<\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00e1lo jim, po vln\u011b nezdar\u016f, kone\u010dn\u011b ono k\u00fd\u017een\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed?<\/p>\n

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Budi\u017e v\u00e1m odpov\u011bd\u00ed toto n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed<\/p>\n

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Zat\u00edmco n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed osazenstvo lodi<\/p>\n

utonulo do jednoho v rozbou\u0159en\u00e9m mo\u0159i<\/p>\n

ps\u00edkovi a jeho ochr\u00e1nci bylo naopak umo\u017en\u011bno \u017e\u00edti d\u00e1le<\/p>\n

a setkat se s t\u011bmi, jen\u017e o\u010dek\u00e1vali je netrp\u011bliv\u011b<\/p>\n

na pades\u00e1t kilometr\u016f vzd\u00e1len\u00e9 to pevnin\u011b<\/p>\n

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Co \u0159\u00edci k tomu samotn\u00fdm z\u00e1v\u011brem?<\/p>\n

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Za sebe p\u0159eji ob\u011bma toto jedin\u00e9:<\/p>\n

k\u00e9\u017e jen to ryze pozitivn\u00ed a p\u011bkn\u00e9<\/p>\n

prov\u00e1z\u00ed je od nyn\u011bj\u0161ka v jejich pozemsk\u00fdch \u017eivotech<\/p>\n

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Tolik moje mali\u010dkost, m\u00e9 j\u00e1<\/p>\n

ctitel lid\u00ed s dobr\u00fdm srdcem, milovn\u00edk v\u0161ech zv\u00ed\u0159at<\/p>\n

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