{"id":2524,"date":"2019-04-01T09:09:24","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T07:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/?p=2524"},"modified":"2019-03-30T12:17:28","modified_gmt":"2019-03-30T10:17:28","slug":"prusviharovy-eskapady-autor-martin-jabkenic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/mix\/prusviharovy-eskapady-autor-martin-jabkenic","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159ovy eskap\u00e1dy (autor – Martin Jabkeni\u010d)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159ovy eskap\u00e1dy<\/b><\/p>\n

Ve v\u00edsce nesouc\u00ed n\u00e1zev Pl\u00edskanice<\/p>\n

\u017eilo n\u011bco m\u00e1lo p\u0159es p\u011bt set obyvatel<\/p>\n

mezi nimi\u017e zejm\u00e9na vynikal<\/p>\n

Pavel Horda, zvan\u00fd Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159<\/p>\n

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Nebylo snad dne v roce<\/p>\n

aby o doty\u010dn\u00e9m nepsalo se<\/p>\n

v m\u00edstn\u00edch \u010di jin\u00fdch novin\u00e1ch<\/p>\n

o jeho proh\u0159e\u0161c\u00edch, mnohdy na hranici z\u00e1kona<\/p>\n

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Pavel naposledy upoutal pozornost<\/p>\n

to kdy\u017e op\u011bt zpil se nekontrolovateln\u011b na mol<\/p>\n

a pot\u00e9 do traktoru usedl<\/p>\n

p\u0159es pole m\u00ed\u0159\u00edc\u00ed si to k jezeru<\/p>\n

p\u0159edst\u00edraje \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b zapo\u010dal jarn\u00ed orbu<\/p>\n

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Pavlova j\u00edzda traktorem<\/p>\n

jak jinak skon\u010dila neslavn\u011b<\/p>\n

nebo\u0165 stroj ve vod\u011b utopil<\/p>\n

a s\u00e1m m\u011bl co d\u011blat<\/p>\n

aby zachr\u00e1nil vlastn\u00ed \u017eivot hol\u00fd<\/p>\n

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Dan\u00fd incident byl pro starostu v\u00edsky posledn\u00ed \u00fanosnou kapkou<\/p>\n

a tak zavolal si Pavla<\/p>\n

pomyslnou h\u016fl na n\u00edm l\u00e1maje, neskr\u00fdvaje zlost<\/p>\n

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A to nad v\u0161\u00edm, \u010deho se kdy jmenovan\u00fd dopustil!<\/p>\n

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Verdikt proto zn\u011bl zcela jasn\u011b:<\/p>\n

okam\u017eit\u011b sebere\u0161 se<\/p>\n

a jednou prov\u017edy svoje rodi\u0161t\u011b opust\u00ed\u0161!<\/p>\n

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Pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 m\u00edsto po Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159i Pavlovi<\/p>\n

bylo zapln\u011bno brzy z\u00e1hy<\/p>\n

a to ruku v ruce s nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edmi ud\u00e1lostmi<\/p>\n

spojovan\u00fdmi s mimozemskou civilizac\u00ed<\/p>\n

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\u010cetn\u00e9 nezvratn\u00e9 d\u016fkazy<\/p>\n

jednozna\u010dn\u011b potvrzovaly dan\u00e9 dohady<\/p>\n

a to pot\u00e9 co oblohou nekone\u010dn\u011b t\u00e1hla se<\/p>\n

pr\u016fzra\u010dn\u00e1 oslniv\u00e1, nevysv\u011btliteln\u00e1, nadpozemsk\u00e1 z\u00e1\u0159e<\/p>\n

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Lid\u00e9 z v\u00edsky chodili se na ten \u00fakaz d\u00edvat<\/p>\n

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A pak je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce nadchli se pro n\u011bj<\/p>\n

to kdy\u017e zachycena byla zpr\u00e1va z oblak!<\/p>\n

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O mo\u017en\u00e9m p\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed pos\u00e1dky vesm\u00edrn\u00e9<\/p>\n

k n\u011bmu\u017e m\u011blo doj\u00edt p\u0159esn\u011b za t\u00fdden!<\/p>\n

\u00daderem jeden\u00e1ct\u00e9 hodiny ve\u010dern\u00ed<\/p>\n

a to na jednom z nedalek\u00fdch pol\u00ed!<\/p>\n

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Ve smluven\u00fd den i hodinu<\/p>\n

m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed tedy obyvatel\u00e9 Pl\u00edskanic i po\u010detn\u00fd z\u00e1stup turist\u016f<\/p>\n

na m\u00edsto kde se ka\u017edou chv\u00edli uskute\u010dnit m\u00e1<\/p>\n

historick\u00fd okam\u017eik, jen\u017e nav\u017edy zm\u011bn\u00ed chod d\u011bjin pozemsk\u00e9ho lidstva<\/p>\n

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Fotoapar\u00e1ty z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed blesky!<\/p>\n

Kamery v pohotovosti jsou!<\/p>\n

A tu n\u00e1hle z nebes k zemi za\u010dne klesat<\/p>\n

prazvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed galaktick\u00e9 t\u011bleso!<\/p>\n

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K nesm\u00edrn\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed i \u0161oku z\u00e1rove\u0148<\/p>\n

dav p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00edch bezpe\u010dn\u011b pozn\u00e1v\u00e1 Pavla Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159e!<\/p>\n

Jak vykl\u00e1n\u00ed se z okna sv\u00e9ho vlastn\u00edho v\u00fdtvoru<\/p>\n

\u0161kleb\u00edc\u00ed se na v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 od ucha k uchu!<\/p>\n

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Nyn\u00ed ji\u017e nebylo pochyb o tom<\/p>\n

kdo zinscenoval onu vesm\u00edrnou show<\/p>\n

prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm n\u00ed\u017e se \u0161irok\u00e9 ve\u0159ejnosti op\u011bt p\u0159ipomn\u011bl<\/p>\n

jeden m\u00edstn\u00ed podiv\u00edn, poukazuj\u00edc\u00ed na svoji nezni\u010ditelnost<\/p>\n

a schopnost za ka\u017edou cenu upoutat n\u00e1le\u017eitou pozornost<\/p>\n

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Zlobit se op\u011btovn\u011b na Pavla Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159e<\/p>\n

\u010di mu v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b vzd\u00e1t \u010destn\u00fd hold?<\/p>\n

Toto dilema moment\u00e1ln\u011b \u0159e\u0161il starosta Pl\u00edskanic<\/p>\n

kdy\u017e na stole se\u0161lo se mu dopis\u016f nejm\u00e9n\u011b na tis\u00edc!<\/p>\n

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Jedni pisatel\u00e9 st\u00ed\u017enostmi ne\u0161et\u0159ili<\/p>\n

hubuj\u00edc, \u017ee byli podvedeni a o\u0161\u00e1leni!<\/p>\n

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Av\u0161ak ti, kdo\u017e jednozna\u010dn\u011b p\u0159eva\u017eovali<\/p>\n

pat\u0159ili do on\u00e9 druh\u00e9, pozitivn\u011b nalad\u011bn\u00e9 skupiny<\/p>\n

v dopisech \u017e\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed o opakov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/p>\n

onoho vesm\u00edrn\u00e9ho ojedin\u011bl\u00e9ho p\u0159edstaven\u00ed!<\/p>\n

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Starosta, po pe\u010dliv\u00e9m zv\u00e1\u017een\u00ed nakonec<\/p>\n

rozhodl se vyhov\u011bt…<\/p>\n

Pavlov\u00fdm obdivovatel\u016fm, jim\u017e t\u00edmto p\u0159isl\u00edbil<\/p>\n

zcela nov\u00e9 kulturn\u00ed vy\u017eit\u00ed!<\/p>\n

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A tak zrodil se, z jeho a Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159ovy iniciativy<\/p>\n

vesm\u00edrn\u00fd park Discovery<\/p>\n

nadpozemsk\u00fd to r\u00e1j pro v\u0161echny odchovance a vyznava\u010de<\/p>\n

prav\u00e9 nefal\u0161ovan\u00e9 mimozemsk\u00e9 civilizace<\/p>\n

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Pavlu Hordovi tak bylo odpu\u0161t\u011bno<\/p>\n

a v rodn\u00fdch Pl\u00edskanic\u00edch znovu sm\u011bl pob\u00fdvat<\/p>\n

m\u00edt tu sv\u00e9 z\u00e1zem\u00ed, sv\u00e9 st\u00e1l\u00e9 m\u00edsto<\/p>\n

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Dokonce i po pracovn\u00ed str\u00e1nce pov\u00fd\u0161il!<\/p>\n

To kdy\u017e za\u010dal zast\u00e1vat jednu z pr\u016fvodcovsk\u00fdch funkc\u00ed<\/p>\n

pr\u00e1v\u011b v onom parku zvu\u010dn\u00e9ho sv\u011btov\u00e9ho jm\u00e9na<\/p>\n

jemu\u017e ani britsk\u00e1 panovnice Al\u017eb\u011bta II. neodolala<\/p>\n

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Tak v\u0161e \u0161\u0165astn\u011b pro Pavla nakonec p\u0159eci jen kon\u010d\u00ed<\/p>\n

a my rozhodn\u011b nem\u00e1me v \u00famyslu naru\u0161it<\/p>\n

po\u017eitek z jeho sou\u010dasn\u00e9ho nejen pozemsk\u00e9ho byt\u00ed<\/p>\n

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Proto o dal\u0161\u00edm utopen\u00e9m traktoru rad\u011bji poml\u010d\u00edme<\/p>\n

a do budoucna tomuto mu\u017ei jen to dobr\u00e9 pop\u0159ejeme:<\/p>\n

A\u0165 ho \u017eivot je\u0161t\u011b dlouho bav\u00ed<\/p>\n

a vyhnou se mu pokud mo\u017eno jak\u00e9koliv dal\u0161\u00ed mal\u00e9ry!<\/p>\n

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To z cel\u00e9ho srdce p\u0159ej\u00ed si<\/p>\n

nejen kronik\u00e1\u0159i z dnes ji\u017e slavn\u00fdch Pl\u00edskanic<\/p>\n

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Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159ovy eskap\u00e1dy Ve v\u00edsce nesouc\u00ed n\u00e1zev Pl\u00edskanice \u017eilo n\u011bco m\u00e1lo p\u0159es p\u011bt set obyvatel mezi nimi\u017e zejm\u00e9na vynikal Pavel Horda, zvan\u00fd Pr\u016f\u0161vih\u00e1\u0159   Nebylo snad dne v roce aby o doty\u010dn\u00e9m nepsalo se v m\u00edstn\u00edch \u010di jin\u00fdch novin\u00e1ch o jeho … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2525,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2524\/revisions\/2525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}