{"id":167,"date":"2011-06-06T15:44:14","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T13:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/?p=167"},"modified":"2011-06-06T15:44:33","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T13:44:33","slug":"tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/povidky\/tygr\/tygr-nechce-byt-agresivni-5","title":{"rendered":"Tygr nechce b\u00fdt agresivn\u00ed (5)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Byla jedna zahrada a ta na dan\u00e9m konkr\u00e9tn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b p\u0159eb\u00fdvala ji\u017e p\u0159es neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fdch sto let. Vskutku nev\u00eddan\u00fd jev.
\n\u201eA tak\u00e9 je ta zahrada zcela v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e1 t\u00edm, \u017ee v n\u00ed p\u0159eb\u00fdv\u00e1 tygr,\u201c poznamenal Oleg.
\n\u201eDej s t\u00edm u\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b pokoj,\u201c napom\u00ednal ho tradi\u010dn\u011b Petr.
\n\u201eA co s t\u00edm tygrem po\u0159\u00e1d m\u00e1te?\u201c nep\u0159est\u00e1valo to udivovat Evel\u00ednu. \u201ePoka\u017ed\u00e9 v\u00e1s o n\u011bm sly\u0161\u00edm mluvit, ale je\u0161t\u011b nikdy jsem v n\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho nespat\u0159ila.\u201c
\n\u201eTak to bu\u010f r\u00e1da, vlastn\u011b my v\u0161ichni, co tam chod\u00edme, za to bu\u010fme r\u00e1di,\u201c vm\u00edsil se do hovoru\u00a0 posledn\u00ed z party a to Robert. \u201eTyg\u0159i dok\u00e1\u017eou b\u00fdt toti\u017e p\u011bkn\u011b agresivn\u00ed.\u201c
\nKdy\u017e v\u0161ichni \u010dty\u0159i dosp\u011bli do zahrady, zam\u00ed\u0159ili ihned na sv\u00e9 tradi\u010dn\u00ed m\u00edsto pod jablo\u0148, kde rovn\u011b\u017e\u00a0 tradi\u010dn\u011b za\u017eehli ohe\u0148, aby si na n\u011bm tentokr\u00e1t zcela netradi\u010dn\u011b opekli zakoupen\u00e9 brambory. Tato dne\u0161n\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva jako by se nesla v duchu ne\u010dekan\u00fdch p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. Cosi na zp\u016fsob tygra se toti\u017e po\u010dalo linout z nedalek\u00e9 k\u016flny.
\nVskutku nev\u00eddan\u00fd jev, kdy\u017e uv\u00e1\u017e\u00edme, \u017ee ten, co tygra jmenoval, si ho po celou dobu jen vysn\u00edval.
\nVyjukan\u00e1 \u010dtve\u0159ice se ke k\u016fln\u011b od ohn\u011b opatrn\u011b vydala. Uvnit\u0159 se v\u0161ak opravdov\u00fd tygr nenach\u00e1zel, n\u00fdbr\u017e tam p\u0159eb\u00fdval \u010dtve\u0159ici nezn\u00e1m\u00fd star\u00fd mal\u00ed\u0159, co dan\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e pouze zv\u011b\u010d\u0148oval na jednu ze st\u011bn.
\n\u201e\u00c1, tak ml\u00e1de\u017e p\u0159eci jen tradi\u010dn\u011b zav\u00edtala, p\u0159eji hezk\u00e9 odpoledne,\u201c pozdravil mal\u00ed\u0159.
\n\u201eJak v\u00edte, \u017ee sem chod\u00edme?\u201c zeptala se Evel\u00edna. \u201eMy jsme v\u00e1s tu toti\u017e je\u0161t\u011b nikdy nevid\u011bli.\u201c
\n\u00a0\u201eProst\u011b to v\u00edm,\u201c odv\u011btil mal\u00ed\u0159. \u201eI kdy\u017e tato zahrada a v\u0161e, co je v n\u00ed, n\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed mn\u011b, nezlob\u00edm se. Tygr zkr\u00e1tka nechce b\u00fdt v\u016f\u010di druh\u00fdm agresivn\u00ed,\u201c dodal z\u00e1hadn\u011b. \u201eA stejn\u011b tak ani j\u00e1, za t\u011bch zhruba sto let sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota, kter\u00fd v t\u011bchto m\u00edstech tr\u00e1v\u00edm,\u201c doplnil je\u0161t\u011b z\u00e1hadn\u011bji.
\n\u201eJak jste to nyn\u00ed myslel, pane?\u201c zeptala se znovu Evel\u00edna.
\n\u201eTak jak jsem v\u00e1m to nyn\u00ed vypov\u011bd\u011bl, sle\u010dno, n\u011bkdy \u010dlov\u011bk zkr\u00e1tka zatou\u017e\u00ed po samot\u011b a jindy mu p\u0159ijde vhod spole\u010dnost,\u201c zn\u011bla mal\u00ed\u0159ova snad ta nejz\u00e1hadn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed odpov\u011b\u010f. \u201eV\u00edte, b\u00fdt \u010di dokonce st\u00e1t se um\u011blcem, to nen\u00ed jen tak. \u010clov\u011bk mus\u00ed p\u0159istoupit na celou \u0159adu kompromis\u016f,\u00a0kter\u00e9 mu mnohdy nejsou p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 po chuti.\u201c
\n\u201eCo konkr\u00e9tn\u00edho nyn\u00ed m\u00e1te na mysli, pane?\u201c vyzv\u00eddala ne\u00fanavn\u011b Evel\u00edna, jako by v zahrad\u011b s mal\u00ed\u0159em byla pouze ona sama, ov\u0161em jej\u00ed t\u0159i kamar\u00e1di tam s n\u00ed nad\u00e1le p\u0159eb\u00fdvali, le\u010d ml\u010dky.
\n\u201eT\u0159eba to, \u017ee mal\u00ed\u0159 chce sv\u00fdm umem pouk\u00e1zat na v\u011brohodnost v\u00fdznamu zcela oby\u010dejn\u00e9ho ne\u0161kodn\u00e9ho tygra a kritici mu okam\u017eit\u011b vy\u010dtou, \u017ee navenek p\u016fsob\u00ed dosti nudn\u011b, tedy ne jako ta prav\u00e1 krvela\u010dn\u00e1 \u0161elma,\u201c posteskl si mal\u00ed\u0159. \u201eJe smutn\u00e9 sly\u0161et tu samou odpov\u011b\u010f po cel\u00fdch sto let sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota.\u201c
\n\u201eMn\u011b ten v\u00e1\u0161 tygr ale nudn\u00fd rozhodn\u011b nep\u0159ipad\u00e1, p\u0159ijde mi naopak usm\u011bvav\u00fd a a\u017e sympaticky hrav\u00fd,\u201c m\u00ednila Evel\u00edna.
\n\u201eProto\u017ee nejste zaujat\u00fd kritik, sle\u010dno, a toho si j\u00e1 osobn\u011b nyn\u00ed velice cen\u00edm. Kdy\u017e dovol\u00edte, za to, \u017ee m\u00fdm um\u011bn\u00edm za t\u011bch sto let jako prvn\u00ed nepohrd\u00e1te, se v\u00e1m odm\u011bn\u00edm sv\u00fdm prav\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem, jen\u017e zn\u00ed: Josef.\u201c
\nSnad toto pam\u00e1tn\u00e9 shled\u00e1n\u00ed za jednoho kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho dne v jedn\u00e9 nejmenovan\u00e9 zahrad\u011b pro Evel\u00ednu, jej\u00ed t\u0159i kamar\u00e1dy a jednoho mal\u00ed\u0159e m\u011blo jist\u00fd p\u0159\u00ednos. Nap\u0159esrok toti\u017e p\u0159i\u0161li voj\u00e1ci a zahradu srovnali doslova se zem\u00ed. Jen jedno v n\u00ed z\u016fstalo netknuto: obr\u00e1zek tygra, jen\u017e se um\u011bl sm\u00e1t a tak se pokusil neb\u00fdti agresivn\u00edm.\u201c<\/p>\n

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Byla jedna zahrada a ta na dan\u00e9m konkr\u00e9tn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b p\u0159eb\u00fdvala ji\u017e p\u0159es neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fdch sto let. Vskutku nev\u00eddan\u00fd jev. \u201eA tak\u00e9 je ta zahrada zcela v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e1 t\u00edm, \u017ee v n\u00ed p\u0159eb\u00fdv\u00e1 tygr,\u201c poznamenal Oleg. \u201eDej s t\u00edm u\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b pokoj,\u201c napom\u00ednal … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tygr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":186,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}