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PRO\u010c JE D\u016eLE\u017dIT\u00c9 B\u00ddT IN<\/strong><\/p>\n

D\u00edky sv\u00fdm rodi\u010d\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed televizi, jsem objevila seri\u00e1l \u017divot a doba soudce A.K. Je to obl\u00edben\u00fd seri\u00e1l m\u00e9ho otce. Jeden z d\u00edl\u016f pojedn\u00e1val o p\u0159\u00edpadu chlapce, kter\u00e9ho \u0161ikana ve \u0161kole dovedla a\u017e k sebevra\u017ed\u011b a jeho rodi\u010de k \u017ealob\u011b \u0161koly. Proto\u017ee se p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh odehr\u00e1val zejm\u00e9na v soudn\u00ed s\u00edni, byl cel\u00fd protknut ot\u00e1zkou \u201e\u010c\u00ed je to vina?\u201c Zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 bylo p\u0159ipustit, \u017ee na vin\u011b nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt pouze agreso\u0159i nebo nepozorn\u00ed u\u010ditel\u00e9, ale i rodi\u010de. Rodi\u010de ve zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9m seri\u00e1lu \u017eili alternativn\u00edm zp\u016fsobem \u017eivota, obl\u00e9kali se neobvykle, nejedli maso a \u017eili na polorozbo\u0159en\u00e9m statku. D\u00edt\u011b vychov\u00e1vali k obrazu sv\u00e9mu, tak\u017ee chodilo do \u0161koly \u201edivn\u011b\u201c oble\u010den\u00e9 a k sva\u010din\u011b m\u011blo obiln\u00e9 kl\u00ed\u010dky, co\u017e nez\u016fstalo nepov\u0161imnuto posm\u011bv\u00e1\u010dky, kte\u0159\u00ed mu dali co proto. A tak se pt\u00e1m, nepomohlo by, kdyby ho rodi\u010de od za\u010d\u00e1tku obl\u00e9kali podle posledn\u00ed m\u00f3dy, nechali ho atraktivn\u011b ost\u0159\u00edhat, dali mu modern\u00ed mobiln\u00ed telefon a k sva\u010din\u011b n\u011bco norm\u00e1ln\u00edho? T\u00edm by paradoxn\u011b m\u011blo v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed prostor se odli\u0161ovat, v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed svobodu b\u00fdt povahov\u011b sv\u00e9. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je pot\u0159eba, aby se i rodi\u010de sna\u017eili, aby d\u00edt\u011b zapadlo. V\u017edy\u0165 v\u00edme, \u017ee d\u011btsk\u00fd kolektiv je nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd. D\u011bti jsou bl\u00ed\u017ee k p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b ne\u017e dosp\u011bl\u00ed, nejsou taktn\u00ed a ohledupln\u00e9, jsou sp\u00ed\u0161e jako lvi, roztrhaj\u00ed kohokoli, kdo se jim nezd\u00e1 b\u00fdt lvem. A kdo by sv\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b nevyzbrojil, kdy\u017e ho h\u00e1z\u00ed lv\u016fm?<\/p>\n

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STROJ \u010cASU<\/strong><\/p>\n

V ulici Mochovsk\u00e1 \u010dasto st\u00e1v\u00e1 zaparkovan\u00fd stroj \u010dasu. P\u0159i dne\u0161n\u00edm z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9m dni jsem ho poprv\u00e9 spat\u0159ila v pohybu. M\u011bl zvuk z jin\u00e9 doby a von\u011bl starou, nekatalyzovanou v\u016fn\u00ed v\u00fdfuku. Projel kolem m\u011b jako kdy\u017e se lou\u010d\u00ed ve\u010dern\u00ed\u010dek, zcela nevin\u011b. Domn\u00edv\u00e1m se, \u017ee si jeho majitel do na\u0161\u00ed doby ned\u00e1vno teleportoval i hospodu. \u017dijeme tady u\u017e rok a ani ti v\u0161\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z n\u00e1s si nev\u0161imli kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 selanky s vyskl\u00e1dan\u00fdm d\u0159\u00edv\u00edm asi pades\u00e1t metr\u016f od na\u0161eho domu na \u00fabo\u010d\u00ed panel\u00e1ku ukrajinsk\u00e9 ubytovny a proti benz\u00ednov\u00e9 pump\u011b. Obl\u00edbili jsme si tam chodit snad proto, \u017ee je n\u00e1m ten hostinec vzpom\u00ednkou na d\u00e1vn\u00e9 \u010dasy, kter\u00e9 jsou v\u017edycky \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9, proto\u017ee pam\u011b\u0165 chod\u00ed po vnit\u0159n\u00edm sv\u011bt\u011b a hlava nehlava nat\u00edr\u00e1 v\u0161echno minul\u00e9 na r\u016f\u017eovo. A \u010d\u00edm hloub\u011bji do minulosti, t\u00edm r\u016f\u017eov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed odst\u00edn. Asi si n\u011bkdy zastav\u00edm ten mochovsk\u00fd trabant a popros\u00edm ho, aby m\u011b vzal zp\u011bt do d\u011btstv\u00ed, kter\u00e9 v tom r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9m oparu vypad\u00e1 jako b\u00e1jn\u00fd r\u00e1j. Do t\u00e9 doby budu zp\u00edvat pt\u00e1k\u016fm a zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 holub\u016fm, o tom jak p\u0159ece jen jednou spat\u0159\u00edm to ztracen\u00e9 \u00fadol\u00ed. Netvrdil snad Einstein, \u017ee \u010das je hmotn\u00fd? \u017de \u010das je vlastn\u011b druh prostoru? Jak si m\u00e1m jinak vysv\u011btlit zak\u0159iven\u00fd \u010dasoprostor?<\/p>\n

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SV\u00ddM SLAB\u00ddM HLASEM<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cht\u011bla bych sv\u00fdm slab\u00fdm hlasem, nesly\u0161iteln\u00e9m v tom \u0159evu nad\u00e1vek, vyj\u00e1d\u0159it vd\u011bk politik\u016fm v\u0161ech dob za to, \u017ee se pou\u0161t\u00ed do kormidlov\u00e1n\u00ed tak velk\u00e9 v\u011bci jako je na\u0161e zem\u011b. J\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee si zaslou\u017e\u00ed astronomick\u00e9 platy, proto\u017ee d\u011blaj\u00ed astronomickou pr\u00e1ci. A my jako jejich \u0161\u00e9f bychom nem\u011bli b\u00fdt tak tvrd\u00ed na sv\u00e9 zam\u011bstnance. M\u011bli bychom b\u00fdt v\u00edce benevolentn\u00ed, b\u00fdt takov\u00fdm \u0161\u00e9fem, jak\u00e9ho bychom cht\u011bli sami. \u0160\u00e9fem milosrdn\u00fdm a odpou\u0161t\u011bj\u00edc\u00edm, kter\u00fd sv\u00fdm zam\u011bstnanc\u016fm d\u016fv\u011b\u0159uje. Z\u00e1rove\u0148 ale neb\u00fdt \u0161\u00e9fem hloup\u00fdm, kter\u00fd nic nev\u00ed o tom, \u017ee ho zam\u011bstnanci okr\u00e1daj\u00ed a za z\u00e1dy se mu sm\u011bj\u00ed do obli\u010deje. Ale jak b\u00fdt \u0161\u00e9fem d\u016fv\u011b\u0159uj\u00edc\u00edm, kdy\u017e u\u017e se to k v\u00e1m doneslo? Nyn\u00ed je snaha situaci \u0159e\u0161it tak, \u017ee nebudou \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 z\u00e1da \u2013 \u017ee o nich ve\u0159ejnost bude v\u011bd\u011bt v\u0161echno. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b mi z t\u00e9to snahy za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt politik\u016f trochu l\u00edto, sama bych necht\u011bla \u017e\u00edt pod neust\u00e1l\u00fdm dohledem Velk\u00e9ho bratra. Je to stejn\u00e9 jako p\u0159ed lety \u2013 politici jako \u017eidov\u0161t\u00ed kr\u00e1lov\u00e9 vis\u00ed na Golgot\u011b vedle zlo\u010dinc\u016f a je s nimi zach\u00e1zeno stejn\u011b nemilosrdn\u011b. Ka\u017edou chv\u00edli je n\u011bkdo z nich v m\u00e9di\u00edch na pran\u00fd\u0159i nebo mu odposlouch\u00e1vaj\u00ed telefon. B\u00fdt politik, tak skon\u010d\u00edm v bl\u00e1zinci jako nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed paranoik. M\u00e1 paranoia bude nevyvratiteln\u00e1, proto\u017ee bude pravdiv\u00e1. Proto bych jim cht\u011bla vyj\u00e1d\u0159it obdiv, \u017ee pod t\u00edmto spaluj\u00edc\u00edm sv\u011btlem soudu dok\u00e1\u017eou nejen \u017e\u00edt, ale i pracovat, a \u017ee vydr\u017e\u00ed to kamenov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou bez viny.<\/p>\n

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Loni touto dobou cestou po v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch n\u00e1kupech se mi kamar\u00e1dka Mark\u00e9ta sv\u011b\u0159ila se sv\u00fdm n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00fdm vyzn\u00e1n\u00edm. Do t\u00e9 doby se hl\u00e1sila k ateismu, ale \u010dil\u00fdm surfov\u00e1n\u00edm po internetu objevila zasutou americkou v\u00edru v l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed \u0161pagetov\u00e9 monstrum. Jej\u00ed vyznava\u010di, naz\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00ed se pastafari\u00e1ni, v\u011b\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee sv\u011bt byl stvo\u0159en v\u00fd\u0161e jmenovan\u00fdm \u0160pagetov\u00fdm monstrem a na znamen\u00ed sv\u00e9 v\u00edry nos\u00ed na hlav\u011b cedn\u00edky. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed v\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed jdou dokonce tak daleko ve sv\u00e9 svobod\u011b vyzn\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee se nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed fotografovat s cedn\u00edkem na ob\u010dansk\u00fd pr\u016fkaz a tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o povolenou pokr\u00fdvku hlavy \u201ez n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00fdch nebo zdravotn\u00edch d\u016fvod\u016f\u201c dle z\u00e1kona o ob\u010dansk\u00fdch pr\u016fkazech. Celkov\u011b se mi tento n\u00e1pad l\u00edbil, jeliko\u017e trefn\u011b parodoval k\u0159es\u0165anstv\u00ed zt\u011b\u017ekl\u00e9 dogmaty a z\u00e1rove\u0148 se chyt\u0159e trefoval do d\u011br v z\u00e1konech. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b vid\u00edm velk\u00e9 \u00faskal\u00ed v ateistick\u00e9m podhoub\u00ed t\u00e9to v\u00edry. Jeliko\u017e jsem se s jednou z nich setkala osobn\u011b, v\u00edm, \u017ee je pro ni stejn\u011b t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 v\u011b\u0159it v \u0160pagetov\u00e9 monstrum jako v\u011b\u0159it v Boha. Probl\u00e9m podle m\u011b tkv\u00ed v tom, \u017ee v\u00edra v \u0160pagetov\u00e9 monstrum nen\u00ed karikaturn\u00edm odrazem skute\u010dn\u00e9ho k\u0159es\u0165anstv\u00ed, ale ateistick\u00e9ho n\u00e1hledu na n\u011bj. Dal\u0161\u00ed sv\u00edzel t\u00e9to v\u00edry vid\u00edm v tom, \u017ee \u0160pagetov\u00e9 monstrum nen\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 sympatick\u00e9 a mal\u00fdm d\u011btem by mohlo nah\u00e1n\u011bt strach, nap\u0159\u00edklad kdy\u017e by jim neslo v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1rky. A i dosp\u011bl\u00ed by se mohli leckdy ob\u00e1vat ocitnout se s n\u00edm sami v modlitb\u011b. Proto si na pastafari\u00e1nech cen\u00edm nejv\u00edce odvahy, s jakou se vyd\u00e1vaj\u00ed v jeho \u00fastrety, a dr\u017e\u00edm jim palce, aby se jim povedlo nasb\u00edrat ty t\u0159i stovky povinn\u00fdch peti\u010dn\u00edch hlas\u016f a mohli jednou stanout na prahu nov\u00e9ho v\u011bku jako ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed c\u00edrkev \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky.<\/p>\n

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PRO\u010c JE D\u016eLE\u017dIT\u00c9 B\u00ddT IN D\u00edky sv\u00fdm rodi\u010d\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed televizi, jsem objevila seri\u00e1l \u017divot a doba soudce A.K. Je to obl\u00edben\u00fd seri\u00e1l m\u00e9ho otce. Jeden z d\u00edl\u016f pojedn\u00e1val o p\u0159\u00edpadu chlapce, kter\u00e9ho \u0161ikana ve \u0161kole dovedla a\u017e k sebevra\u017ed\u011b … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1666"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1817,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions\/1817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldar.cz\/tompatrick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}