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O hodin\u011b biologie se profesor Litevsk\u00fd t\u00e1\u017ee sv\u00fdch sv\u011b\u0159enc\u016f: \u201ePov\u00ed mi n\u011bkdo, jak se \u010dlov\u011bk uchr\u00e1n\u00ed tasemnic\u00edm?\u201c<\/p>\n

P\u0159ihl\u00e1s\u00ed se Hanka a suver\u00e9nn\u011b odpov\u00ed: \u201eT\u00edm, \u017ee si pravideln\u011b bude \u010distit zuby.\u201c<\/p>\n

Vincek Kazim\u00edr o hodin\u011b ZSV \u010dte: \u201eMysl\u00edte si…?\u201c<\/p>\n

Dita Haufnerov\u00e1 ti\u0161e \u0161eptne: \u201eV tv\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b rad\u0161i nic.\u201c<\/p>\n

Hodina zem\u011bpisu s profesorem Nevadou. Hanka u tabule \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eTak to by bylo k Litv\u011b v\u0161echno a nyn\u00ed voln\u011b p\u0159ejdu do Ruska.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTak ahoj,\u201c d\u00e1v\u00e1 j\u00ed z lavice najevo zvednutou pravic\u00ed Petra.<\/p>\n

Hodina \u010desk\u00e9ho jazyka. Profesorka N\u00fdvltov\u00e1 netrp\u011bliv\u011b p\u0159ekra\u010duje na m\u00edst\u011b v prost\u0159edn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b. \u201eTak jak zn\u00ed mno\u017en\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo od slova \u010dlov\u011bk? No tak, sle\u010dno Jensenov\u00e1, v\u017edy\u0165 to nen\u00ed zas tak t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 uhodnout.\u201c<\/p>\n

A Elke odpov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201e\u017de by \u010dlov\u011bci?\u201c<\/p>\n

Hodina fyziky. Profesorka Moronov\u00e1 tr\u00e1p\u00ed u tabule Vincka: \u201eM\u016f\u017eete n\u011bjak srozumiteln\u011b definovat vodiv\u00e9 l\u00e1tky, Kazim\u00edre?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eAno, zajist\u00e9, ty se skl\u00e1daj\u00ed z vody a ta te\u010de, tak\u017ee jde o takzvan\u00e9 vodotoky.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eV\u00e1\u017en\u011b, Kazim\u00edre? A co podle v\u00e1s zp\u016fsobuje nap\u0159\u00edklad takov\u00e1 lihovina z brambor?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u0161ovitou fa\u0161\u00edrku, pan\u00ed profesorko,\u201c odpov\u00edd\u00e1 dotazovan\u00fd bez rozm\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed. \u201eOtec je policajt, tak\u017ee tohle v\u00edm naprosto p\u0159esn\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eMozkov\u00e9 z\u00e1vity jinak klepou dob\u0159e, Kazim\u00edre?\u201c t\u00e1\u017ee se dodate\u010dn\u011b u\u017e zna\u010dn\u011b otr\u00e1ven\u00e1 profesorka Moronov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u201eTo nev\u00edm,\u201c odpov\u00edd\u00e1 Vincek, \u201ety jsme p\u0159ece je\u0161t\u011b zat\u00edm neprob\u00edrali.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eHistoria Magistra Vitae m\u00e1 mnoho v\u00fdznam\u016f,\u201c pou\u010duje na suplovan\u00e9 hodin\u011b d\u011bjepisu studenty profesor Humler. \u201eNap\u0159\u00edklad onen \u010desk\u00fd v p\u0159ekladu spr\u00e1vn\u011b zn\u00ed: hysterick\u00e1 magistro v\u00edtej.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eHouby v lese rostou,\u201c pou\u010duje studenty uzn\u00e1van\u00fd mykolog, \u201eov\u0161em jestli rostou v lese houby, to nev\u00edm.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eNula vzbuzuje beznad\u011bj, n\u011bkdy nirv\u00e1nu a jindy zase zna\u010d\u00ed jedno velk\u00e9 nic. Ach jo, kdo se pak m\u00e1 v tom \u0161koln\u00edm syst\u00e9mu vyznat?\u201c povzdechne si ob\u010das sama pro sebe Ema Chardov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

O hodin\u011b \u010desk\u00e9ho jazyka s povinnou \u010detbou:<\/p>\n

N\u00ddVLTOV\u00c1: \u0158ekn\u011bte n\u00e1m o osudu Robinsona Crusoea n\u011bco bl\u00ed\u017ee.<\/p>\n

LENA: Robinson Crusoe p\u0159ist\u00e1l na pust\u00e9m ostrov\u011b.<\/p>\n

JELENA: \u0160el hladov\u00fd sp\u00e1t, ale nezoufal.<\/p>\n

LENA: M\u011bl \u017e\u00edze\u0148, dokonce se napil.<\/p>\n

JELENA: Pak z ostrova ode\u0161el a u\u017e se nevr\u00e1til.<\/p>\n

N\u00ddVLTOV\u00c1: D\u011bkuji v\u00e1m za vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed odpov\u011bdi.<\/p>\n

\u201eTen Vincent Krut\u00fd, zvan\u00fd \u0158evniv\u00fd, je fakt t\u00fdplej hus\u0165\u00e1k \u2013 to\u0165 m\u016fj osobn\u00ed n\u00e1zor,\u201c vyjad\u0159uje se o hodin\u011b ZSV k refer\u00e1tu dodate\u010dn\u011b Vincek Kazim\u00edr.<\/p>\n

\u201eT\u011b\u0161\u00ed m\u011b, \u017ee v\u00e1s jeho d\u00edla tak bezmezn\u011b zaujala,\u201c odv\u011bt\u00ed pon\u011bkud rozpa\u010dit\u011b profesorka N\u00fdvltov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u201eF\u00b0ck hustej t\u00fdpek \u2013 te\u010f mimochodem zase cituji slova m\u00e9ho otce. On je policajt, tak\u017ee se v tom dob\u0159e vyzn\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTo zajist\u00e9.\u201c Na\u010de\u017e profesorka N\u00fdvltov\u00e1 rad\u011bji taktn\u011b zam\u00ed\u0159\u00ed k okenn\u00edm lavic\u00edm.<\/p>\n

V\u0161ehochu\u0165ov\u00e9 hl\u00e1\u0161ky z profesorsk\u00fdch mochnick\u00fdch den\u00ed\u010dk\u016f:<\/em> Slun\u00ed\u010dko zhaslo a travi\u010dka se rozsv\u00edtila. Lep\u0161\u00ed holub v hrsti, ne\u017e-li rozpl\u00e1cl\u00fd na st\u0159e\u0161e. \u010clov\u011bk p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed… z povinnosti. N\u011bkdy mi p\u0159ipad\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1m s v\u00e1mi p\u0159\u00edmo vesm\u00edrn\u00e9 pot\u00ed\u017ee. Nen\u00ed krk jako krk. V sobotu se ur\u010dit\u011b stav\u00edm, pan\u00ed profesorko. V hlavn\u00ed roli hr\u00e1l NIKDO, ve vedlej\u0161\u00edch A DAL\u0160\u00cd. Tak n\u00e1m p\u0159inesli dal\u0161\u00edho streptokoka, to se zas uvztahujeme. P\u0159echod je sice ozna\u010den zebrou, ta se v\u0161ak na n\u011bm objev\u00ed z\u0159\u00eddkakdy, a kdy\u017e u\u017e, tak kdov\u00ed jestli. To ve\u010der takhle p\u0159ijdu dom\u016f, rozsv\u00edt\u00edm a bar\u00e1k nikde. Tak v\u00e1m takhle jednoho kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho z\u00e1\u0159ijov\u00e9ho dne se\u010du a se\u010du, p\u00e1l\u00edm a p\u00e1l\u00edm a p\u0159i tom nev\u011bdomky zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee vlastn\u011b \u0159e\u017eu a \u0159e\u017eu, k\u00e1c\u00edm a k\u00e1c\u00edm. Vodn\u00e9 a sko\u010dn\u00e9. D\u00e1my a d\u00e1mov\u00e9 \u2013 p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed jej\u00ed veli\u010denstvo kr\u00e1lovna. Ale zajist\u00e9 \u017ee si l\u00edstek na PODVODY A PODVODN\u00cd\u010cKY m\u016f\u017eete koupit, jen dop\u0159edu po\u010d\u00edtejte s t\u00edm, \u017ee je neuvid\u00edte, nebo\u0165 na n\u011b m\u00e1me pln\u011b obsazeno.<\/p>\n

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Hodina biologie. Profesor Litevsk\u00fd se student\u016f pt\u00e1: \u201eJak dojde k onomu pam\u00e1tn\u00e9mu lidsk\u00e9mu \u00fakazu, \u017ee \u017eena na sv\u011bt p\u0159ivede d\u00edt\u011b? Pane Kazim\u00edre, nesp\u011bte n\u00e1m tam vzadu a pokuste se na tuto ot\u00e1zku odpov\u011bd\u011bt, pros\u00edm.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eJak… jak \u017ee vznikne d\u00edt\u011b?\u201c Vincek Kazim\u00edr se pro za\u010d\u00e1tek podrbe na brad\u011b. \u201eNo to tak, \u017ee se maminka v koupeln\u011b osprchuje, v pokoji n\u00e1sledn\u011b oble\u010de… no a pak se p\u0159em\u00edst\u00ed do sklepa, tam se naj\u00ed a napije… no a je to.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTen \u0161patn\u00fd pr\u016fm\u011br mi v\u016fbec nejde do hlavy,\u201c st\u011b\u017euje si po testu ze zem\u011bpisu Petr.<\/p>\n

\u201eHolt, to u\u017e u student\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou rozeni ve znamen\u00ed skopce, tak b\u00fdv\u00e1,\u201c p\u0159ikyvuje d\u016fle\u017eit\u011b profesor Nevada.<\/p>\n

\u201eN\u011bkdy ti ani nepom\u016f\u017ee, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 sestru dvoj\u010de, kdy\u017e o hodin\u011b ru\u0161tiny \u0161pitne\u0161 t\u00f3\u017ee.\u201c<\/p>\n

Autor: Lena Petersenov\u00e1 \u2013 studentka<\/p>\n

Koordin\u00e1tor: Jelena Petersenov\u00e1 \u2013 rovn\u011b\u017e studentka<\/p>\n

Schv\u00e1leno: Ivana Nad\u011b\u017eda Fjodorovna \u2013 promovan\u00fd rusolog<\/p>\n

\u201eTak jsme se s man\u017eelkou jednoho kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho dne zase nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b poh\u00e1dali,\u201c spust\u00ed takhle jednou o hodin\u011b zem\u011bpisu ne\u010dekan\u011b profesor Nevada. \u201eOna si p\u0159\u00e1la nov\u00fd bojler a j\u00e1 \u0161ikovn\u00e9ho instalat\u00e9ra.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eA kdo to nakonec nejv\u00edce odsk\u00e1kal, pane profesore?\u201c zeptala se Ema.<\/p>\n

\u201eSoused \u2013 oprav\u00e1\u0159 s darovan\u00fdm brojlerem.\u201c<\/p>\n

Vinck\u016fv otec, mas\u00edruj\u00edc\u00ed si bolestivou facku na tv\u00e1\u0159i, vy\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 synovi ve dve\u0159\u00edch: \u201eP\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, a\u017e se zase rozhodne\u0161 vyplavit n\u00e1\u0161 byt, laskav\u011b nejd\u0159\u00edv zatelefonuj matce, \u017ee se nedopat\u0159en\u00edm uvolnil kohoutek, nebo se dom\u016f dostav p\u0159ed m\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edchodem.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eS po\u010dty ICQ (aj s\u00ed kj\u00fa),\u201c pou\u010duje o suplovan\u00e9 hodin\u011b matematiky studenty profesor Humler, \u201eje to n\u011bkdy stejn\u00e9 jako s dopo\u010dty IQ (\u00ed kv\u00e9): ob\u010das to je \u010dlov\u011bku ku prosp\u011bchu, dost ob\u010das ku neprosp\u011bchu a pom\u011brn\u011b dost ob\u010das k takov\u00fdm m\u011b\u0159en\u00edm v\u016fbec ani nedojde a to vlivem nedostatku, to jest odpadu vitam\u00ednu C.\u201c<\/p>\n

Inzer\u00e1t: Prod\u00e1m MORONOVOU a KUT\u00c1KOVOU za MOR a \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m O NOVOU, co KUT\u00c1 KOV a pi\u0161t\u00ed p\u0159i tom OU. Zn.: sp\u011bch\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Adresa: Hanka a Petra Hankopetersk\u00e9, Skrebelsk\u00e1 9, Mochnick\u00e1 Kata, 291 09<\/p>\n

\u201ePr\u00e1zdniny by klidn\u011b mohly trvat d\u00e9le ne\u017e dva m\u011bs\u00edce, kdyby M\u011bs\u00edc cht\u011bl,\u201c st\u011b\u017euje si Ema.<\/p>\n

\u201eA rok zase pln\u00fdch t\u0159i sta \u0161edes\u00e1t p\u011bt dn\u00ed, kdyby netrp\u011bl nerozhodnost\u00ed,\u201c dopl\u0148uje ji Petr.<\/p>\n

\u201eA pravideln\u00e9 m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dky klidn\u011b cel\u00fd rok, kdyby se byl b\u00fdval den se dnem se\u0161el,\u201c zakon\u010duje debatu na t\u00e9ma M\u016fj vysn\u011bn\u00fd sv\u011bt Vincek Kazim\u00edr.<\/p>\n

\u201eKdyby tomu tak skute\u010dn\u011b bylo,\u201c rozj\u00edm\u00e1 Just\u00fdna, \u201etak by m\u011b do toho v\u011bzen\u00ed zav\u0159eli nejm\u00ed\u0148 \u0161estkr\u00e1t, z toho \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t na do\u017eivot\u00ed. \u0160ance na propu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed by tu ale st\u00e1le byla, av\u0161ak pod podm\u00ednkou, \u017ee bych nesm\u011bla \u017eal\u00e1\u0159n\u00edka uplatit pod heslem dvakr\u00e1t m\u011b\u0159 a jednou \u0159e\u017e. Co kdyby to nedopat\u0159en\u00edm pochopil obr\u00e1cen\u011b? To u\u017e bych se odtamtud do konce sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota nikdy nedostala, leda tak v tom p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm a to b\u016fhv\u00ed jestli.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eBeng\u00e1l\u0161t\u00ed kanibalov\u00e9, co z lid\u00ed saj\u00ed \u017eivot a inteligenci, nepat\u0159\u00ed mezi ty nejhor\u0161\u00ed lido\u017eravce na sv\u011bt\u011b,\u201c pou\u010duje Ema Just\u00fdnu.<\/p>\n

\u201eTy snad v\u00ed\u0161 o daleko hor\u0161\u00ed rase?\u201c podivuje se a horliv\u011b se chop\u00ed z\u00e1pisn\u00ed\u010dku.<\/p>\n

\u201eJasn\u011b,\u201c p\u0159ikyvuje Ema. \u201eTihle, co m\u00e1m na mysli, poch\u00e1zej\u00ed z kmen\u016f \u0161akalovit\u00fdch a \u0161avlovit\u00fdch, tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed se stra\u0161n\u011b ale stra\u0161n\u011b moc d\u016fle\u017eit\u011b, neust\u00e1le m\u011bn\u00ed m\u00edsta v\u00fdskytu pobytu a na M\u011bs\u00edc donekone\u010dna vyj\u00ed: za smrt m\u00e9ho mistra Jo\u0161iho zaplat\u00ed\u0161 \u017eivotem.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eNo jo, j\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee se zachra\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00edm sv\u011bta je to dost t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9, Emo,\u201c d\u00e1v\u00e1 j\u00ed Vincek za pravdu, kdy\u017e se planety Emochard a Vinkaz n\u00e1hodn\u011b zase sejdou. \u201e\u0160ance tady ale v jist\u00e9m ohledu st\u00e1le je: kdy\u017e jedinec nem\u00e1 k dispozici \u0161v\u00e9dskou trojku, tak alespo\u0148 ten \u0161v\u00e9dsk\u00fd st\u016fl mu p\u0159ijde z nouze vhod.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00e1 nev\u00edm, \u010deho se po\u0159\u00e1d boj\u00ed\u0161,\u201c br\u00e1n\u00ed se panick\u00fdm obav\u00e1m Elke Jensenov\u00e9 Vincek Kazim\u00edr. \u201eMarj\u00e1nku m\u00e1 m\u00e1ma doma pro v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edpady v\u017edycky schovanou v polici, pern\u00edk si n\u011bkde m\u016f\u017eu klidn\u011b obstarat s\u00e1m, d\u011bda n\u00e1m LSD \u2013 L\u00edsky, Smrky, Duby na podpal v\u017edycky donese, no a kdyby n\u011bco, tak t\u00e1ta je policajt, tak\u017ee na moje narozky v klidu m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 p\u0159ij\u00edt.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eM\u011b nemus\u00edte pou\u010dovat, Jensenov\u00e1! J\u00e1 moc dob\u0159e v\u00edm, jak jste to myslela!\u201c dob\u00edr\u00e1 si o hodin\u011b biologie Elke profesorka Kut\u00e1kov\u00e1. \u201eS \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdmi kameny a \u0161utry, ale rovnou s celou k\u00e1mas\u00fatrou jste tu na m\u011b cht\u011bla te\u010f vyrukovat! Po\u010d\u00edtejte, \u017ee v\u00e1s na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed porad\u011b nahl\u00e1s\u00edm a osobn\u011b se postar\u00e1m, aby v\u00e1s z toho \u017e\u00e1dnej zj\u016flijovat\u011blej Romeo nevysekal!\u201c<\/p>\n

Dom\u00e1c\u00ed L\u00e9dov\u00e1, volaj\u00edc\u00ed na sv\u00e9ho ctitele p\u0159es celou ulici z d\u016fvodu ve\u010dern\u00edho vys\u00edl\u00e1n\u00ed: \u201eDrahou\u0161ku Pod\u011bsku, posp\u011b\u0161te si, za chv\u00edli v\u00e1m za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed ty vra\u017edy!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eTak j\u00e1 p\u00e1d\u00edm do toho kontejneru, Vlasti\u010dko!\u201c vy\u0159v\u00e1v\u00e1 na cel\u00fd bar\u00e1k dom\u00e1c\u00ed L\u00e9dov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u201eA nezapome\u0148 tam s sebou vz\u00edt i to poh\u0159ebn\u00ed kv\u00edt\u00ed,\u201c ulevuje si pro vlastn\u00ed pot\u011bchu Ema Chardov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u201eTenhle bar\u00e1k je pln\u00fd lenochod\u016f a tup\u00fdch zabedn\u011bnc\u016f. \u010clov\u011bk aby po nich po\u0159\u00e1d ukl\u00edzel!\u201c hudruje si pro sebe dom\u00e1c\u00ed L\u00e9dov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

A Em\u011b zase nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e-li j\u00ed pohotov\u011b p\u0159ipomenout: \u201eTo v\u00edte, nikdo z n\u00e1s nen\u00ed takov\u00fd \u00faklidov\u00fd feti\u0161ista.\u201c<\/p>\n

Pan\u00ed Kernesov\u00e1, reaguj\u00edc\u00ed na Eminu pozn\u00e1mku ohledn\u011b cestov\u00e1n\u00ed po obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 dlouh\u00e9m abstinuj\u00edc\u00edm ve\u010deru: \u201eKampak na m\u011b se Senegalem, kdy\u017e tam maj\u00ed Seagala a ne \u010dokol\u00e1du.\u201c<\/p>\n

Z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 v\u0161ehochu\u0165ov\u00e9 hl\u00e1\u0161ky ze studentsk\u00fdch mochnick\u00fdch den\u00ed\u010dk\u016f<\/em>: Hodnej pes sice nezlob\u00ed, ale postel ti stejn\u011b nezah\u0159eje. Vztekl\u00e1 ko\u010dka pod\u00e1v\u00e1 pac, ruku ob\u010das. Lipo nem\u00e1m, je libo SIPO? Ich habe, ich habe, ich habe… tu m\u00e1\u0161 hr\u00e1b\u011b a hrabej a hrabej a hrabej. Nezkus na m\u011b s\u00e1hnout a uvid\u00ed\u0161. P\u011bt mrtvolno p\u011bti se rovn\u00e1 jedn\u00e9. Udava\u010d je pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b ten, kdo m\u00e1 ze v\u0161ech nejdel\u0161\u00ed \u00fad \u2013 tedy veden\u00ed, ne v\u011bd\u011bn\u00ed. Invisible touch (ta\u010d) = possible launch (lan\u010d). Zlobn\u00e1 zebra zevrubn\u011b zevluje zledovat\u011blou, zkamen\u011ble zocelenou zem ze z\u00e1rubn\u011b zelen\u00e9 zelen\u011b za z\u00e1\u0159n\u00fdch zorn\u00fdch zvuk\u016f zlidov\u011bl\u00e9 zimy zemit\u00e9, zemit\u011b zd\u00e1rn\u011b zdokonalen\u011b zkomponovanou Zeyerem. Ach l\u00e1vko, l\u00e1ve\u010dko, ty tak lup\u00e9 lucky laky m\u00e1\u0161. M\u00e9 chu\u0165ov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky jsou n\u011bjak pochroum\u00e1ny \u2013 nebav\u00ed je cupovat ani l\u00e1skovat d\u011bvy, nato\u017e jim mazat med kolem pusy. Tak prod\u00e1v\u00e1te p\u00e1ky nebo p\u00e1rky \u2013 j\u00e1 jen \u017ee mi doma b\u011b\u017e\u00ed trouba na sto dvacet. Hlava Hala Nehlavy hrav\u011b hraje v hale hlavn\u00ed HLAVY NA HLAV\u011a, kde hlave\u0148 hal\u00ed hladkou hole\u0148. Bu\u010fto p\u0159i t\u00e9 p\u00edsemn\u00e9 pr\u00e1ci zkolabuji nebo zkolaboruji. Ne\u0159\u00edkej end, kdy\u017e m\u00e1\u0161 v kapse teprve posledn\u00ed jen.<\/p>\n

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